The Bikini Contest… of DOOM

The girls take part in a bikini contest to decide who will go to the movies with Jake. And there's doom in there somewhere.



Mato was hard at work in his lab and for once it wasn’t just about the cat girls. He had been creating many inventions, but it had literally been days since he’d set foot outside the lab.

Jake was hard at work everywhere else. At school he had to deal with Mina’s magic, Diana’s attitude, Katia’s advances, and keep Yuta out of trouble. Jen was always on the fringe, Lucia had to have things explained, Jessica kept asking him questions about hypnosis, Dawn and Sarah had to be kept from killing each other, and Fawn wanted him to listen to her new songs.

Simultaneously, both men looked up from their seats at opposite portions of the house and let loose the call “I NEED A BREAK!!!” Both looked surprised to hear the other and dashed out of their respective rooms. They collided in the hall on the first floor with a sound of thunder that woke Jen up from her nap. As they picked themselves up, they caught the look in each other’s eye and nodded solemnly. Then they assumed the same pose, “Unite for rest!”


* * *


Jen was just serving dinner, but noticed she was missing three heads. “Hey! It took a full three seconds to magically whip this up! Where are Lucia, Jake, and Mato?

“Who cares? Let’s eat,” Dawn reached, and got clobbered over the head by Sarah with a serving spoon. “Ouch! What was that for?

“You should be patient,” Sarah told her. “Just like me, knowing that eventually you’ll screw up and I can throw your worthless ass in jail

“Hey, what’s wrong with you?!

“I’m looking at it!” The two suddenly had fiery auras, making Katia and Jessica, who were sitting next to them, slid away from them

Fawn tried to wave them down, “Hey now, there is no reason for this. Where is Jake?” She looked around. “Usually he’s the only one that can calm them down

“Maybe we should just use me?” Yuta asked. “I can just hypnotize them!” Her eyes began to go spiral, but Sarah held up a mirror. “Ohhhh…” Yuta hypnotized herself and fell out of her chair.

“Okay, now things are getting out of hand, and I’m not in the mood to rebuild the house if these two go at it tonight.” Jen reaches down and shakes Yuta out of it. “So, let’s get Jake in here pronto

“And the Professor?” Katia asked

Jen smiled, “We can leave the dirty old man to his own devices

Jessica shuddered, “Even when they have a tendency to brainwash us? What about when that shower head got Lucia?” (Flash of Lucia showering, then suddenly being captivated by a spiral in the shower head)

“Or the lights got Dawn?” put in Fawn (Flash of Dawn walking in the backyard when a porch light starts blinking and mesmerizes her)

“I thought the microwave getting Sarah was cool,” Yuta beamed (Flash of Sarah trying to heat a TV dinner when the door starts to swirl with pretty colors and she sways helplessly in front of it)

“And the magazine making you think you were a puppy?” Jessica asked Jen, making the genie blush (Flash of Jen sitting and picking up a magazine, which then has the text swirl into a spiral and hypnotize the genie)

Just then Lucia came into the room. “Dinner, yay! Have we started yet?
“No, we’re waiting for those ungrateful men,” Jen told her

“Oh! They are looking at many small books. I believe they called them brochures,” she replied

Curious, all the women leave the dinning room to go see. “Wait! I do not wish to be alone!” Lucia ran after them

They all entered to find Mato and Jake with literally hundreds of different flyers and pamphlets, studying and even making a giant chart to compare them all. “Okay, now could you two please tell me…” *Jen suddenly grows big and scary*…WHY YOU ARE HOLDING UP MY WONDERFUL DINNER?! *Both men flung across the room and dent the wall from the impact*
Jake picks himself up off the floor. “Look, we just need a break

“That’s right! A mind as incredible as I must be rested on occasion, even though by looking at me you’d think I never needed to!

“A break from what?” Jessica asked

“Well, it has been decided that Jake and I have to get away for the weekend. These shall help us find the most appropriate resort to relax in. And since I can claim its work related, the government shall pick up the tab!” Mato laughed with glee

“Vacation! Woo hoo!” Jake cheered happily

“You wouldn’t leave us for an entire weekend, would you big brother?” Yuta asked with puppy dog eyes

“Come on, it’ll just be for a couple of days and…

“But we’d miss you so much,” Fawn bent over next to Yuta and also looked at him through sad eyes

“Oh no, I’m not falling for the flirting popstar again, I…

“You can’t leave me alone all weekend beloved!” Now Katia joined them as well

“All right! That’s it!” Jake stood up, “I want a vacation from all the strange things. This is going to be a guys' weekend, and nothing any of you say will change my mind

“C’mon!” “Please?” “Why?” the three girls began playfully shoving him back and forth as Jake tried to get them to stop

“What is a vacation? Or a guys’ weekend?” Lucia wanted to know

“Vacation is taking a break from your responsibilities, while guys’ weekend means that none of use will be going with them,” Jessica told her

“You’d go have fun without us? Did I do something to make you mad?” Lucia was shocked
“No, I’m not mad,” Jake said

“What did I do?” the angel began to get teary eyed

“Lucia, I’m not mad,” Jake tried to wave her down

“But…I’m…and…” she sniffed and then, “Baaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!” Tears began pouring out her eyes as she cried to everyone’s amazement. Jake flushed red

“Lucia! Really, I’m not mad! Please stop crying!

The angel suddenly hugged Jake fiercely. “I’m…. (sniff)….sorry!....Wahhhh!” Lucia continued to cry as Jake consoled her, though it was taking him awhile

Jen shook her head, “Can we please go back to what’s important? Such as eating the food I made?

“Please Jen; I believe that I have found the perfect place for our vacation!” Mato held up a small flyer that showed a pristine beach

“That looks nice,” Sarah remarked, “Maybe you two really should...” she paused, her eyes widening in surprise as she suddenly snatched the paper from Mato. “What the hell? You can’t take Jake here!

Everyone looked up and at Sarah. Mato began to sweat, “Um, it is nothing could you please give it back?

“Did you not hear me? Sarah demanded

Jake had finally gotten Lucia to stop crying, “Can someone tell me what is wrong?” as the girl hugged him

“Oh, Sarah is jut blowing things out of proportion again,” Dawn said as she took the flyer from her. “I’m sure she needs to just loosen up.”  Dawn snickered as she glanced at the paper. She did a double take and dropped it in surprise. She began to glare at Mato.
*Mato sweats even more* “Dawn? Why are you looking at me like that?

Dawn and Sarah began to yell together, “You are not taking Jake there, you dirty old man!” Everyone is stunned to see them agree, including each other. Even more surprising, they nod to each other and keep yelling, “He’s not even out of high school, what are you thinking?! *Both have large heads and angry eyes*

“Did I miss something?” Jake asked, finally having Lucia let go of him

“Well, I guess it has something to do with this,” Jessica bent down and picked up the flyer

*Mato sweats like a river flows* “Jessica, there really is no reason to look at that flyer!” Jessica turns bright red while reading it. “Hey, Jen worked really hard on dinner! Why don’t we all go and have some, huh?!” Mato gestures toward the dinning room

“Actually, I’m interested in what this is now,” the blonde genie peaks over the soldiers’ shoulder.

“Hey! Who wants pizza?!” Mato tried to distract the others from looking, but Jen passed it around. The flyer says THIS WEEKEND IT RETURNS! THE ANNUAL GODDESS OF THE BEACH BIKINI AND TALENT CONTEST! ON THE SEXIEST BEACH IN THE WORLD, HEDON BEACH!

Only Lucia and Jake stare at it without understanding why everyone is getting mad at the professor. “Hey, Lucia does this make you mad?

The angel shook her head, “No

“I thought maybe it was a girl thing.” He looked at everyone else, who were either embarrassed or mad. “Am I risking my health if I ask why you’ll all so upset by this?

“Hedon beach is only the most permissive spot on the planet!” Sarah told him

“They allow a very liberal sense of modesty there,” put in a blushing Fawn

“And the bikini contest might as well be ‘who can be closest to naked’ contest,” Dawn said. “I won when I entered four years ago

“Now, it is an entirely appropriate place for me to take Jake on our vacation. It is simply, oh, a male oriented beach

Jake applauded, “Way to go Professor! High five!” he turned and saw the almost always pleasant Lucia glaring at the old man. “Huh?” he then noticed that the girls formed a very unfriendly looking circle around the old man

“Eh? What is happening?

“You can’t be serious!” Katia griped at him

“Jake is far too young to go to that place!” Jessica yelled

“You won’t turn Jake into a pervert!” Sarah informed him

“Yeah, that’s my job!” Dawn said. The girls all looked at her. “Focus! HE is the one doing bad things this time, and I’m actually helping!

Mato was panicked, “Jake! Use your pendant, or your watch, or your hypno pistols, or anything! Save me!

Jake took a couple of slow steps back, “Um, I’d rather not place myself between you and eight angry women,” Just then the phone rang. “I’ll get it!” Jake quickly left the room

“Wait for me!” Mato tried to follow, but Yuta and Fawn blocked him. “Hello ladies! You’ll help me out; after all I’ve done for you two, won’t you?”

“You actually think that you’ll be allowed to do this?!” Fawn was pissed

Yuta nodded her assessment, “Yeah, big brother is not going to be dragged over there!

The girls suddenly began all speaking at once. Mato fell to his knees in desperate prayer. “Oh, please God! If there exists any mercy, save me now!

Jake came walking back into the room. “Oh, Mato’s not dead yet? Can you do it quietly; I have to make a phone call now

“He’ll be dead quick,” Sarah promised

“Whom do you have to call?” Lucia was actually holding Mato none too pleasantly by the arm, reminding Jake she was a powerful angel despite the loving and innocent face she wore

“Oh, I won some contest from the love station, K-Lame,” he shrugged

“I think you mean K-Love Heart,” Jessica put in

“Whatever. I got two tickets to that new girly movie, ‘Time for Love’ staring that total wuss actor, Star Katana, or whatever he’s renamed himself lately

“What?” Dawn looked up

“Yeah, but come on, they say I have to go to get the tickets. But that movie is so lame, who’d want to watch it?

“I WOULD!” every girl shrieked with such volume that Jake jumped back.

“Oh, he’s so dreamy!” Katia sighed

“I’d love to play games with him,” Yuta said

“I know what I would wish for,” Jen sighed

All the girls suddenly got very dreamy expressions on their faces as all imagined seeing the latest movie and meeting the actor in person

Mato took the opportunity to run behind Jake. “What powerful trances! I wonder if I can utilize this man’s name for my own purposes.

“Don’t even think about it! Jessica warned him

“Wait, so you actually want to see this movie?” Jake asked

“Jake, you have to take me!” Fawn begged

“No, please take me!” Lucia put in

“Hold on! I’m not going!

Katia tugged on his arm, “You have to go, the contest states you have to go for promotional reasons! And you’re taking me!

“He is not!” Jen retorted

“Did you not listen? I will not see this movie!” Jake watched as all the girls began arguing with each other. “Man, this just can’t get any worse

“I know! Jake should just take his favorite!” Mato spoke up

*Jake’s jaw hits the floor. Literally, making him reach down and pick it back up* “Hey! What the hell are you doing, you old fart?

“I’m just trying to help. What is wrong with my suggestion?

Katia suddenly slid up next to him, “Well, I think Jake should take his destined partner

Yuta slid up on his other side, “Then he’s taking me!

“He is not!

“Is so!

Jake stepped aside as the two hot teens feuded, and pointed at them. “See? This is why it sucks

Jessica suddenly hugged him from behind, “Well, I think Jake would enjoy taking me

“Please!” Fawn suddenly pulled him close, causing Jake to blush in surprise. “Every boy wants a date with a popstar. Which is why he’ll take me, right?

“Er…I think none of you are listening….” Jake tried to talk his way out of it

“I think he should take me,” Lucia raised a hand while blushing slightly

“No way!” Jessica and Fawn teamed up to say

“This is all pointless,” Dawn stretched lazily. “Since I’ll just hypnotize him into taking me anyways. Besides, I’m obviously the girl he’d pick to go out with any how

“First of all, you are not to hypnotize anyone!” Sarah glared at her. Dawn was about to respond, when Sarah simply crossed her arms and smiled. “Besides, why go with an old demon when he could take a gorgeous woman in top physical condition?” She suddenly took Jake by the hands. “I’m sure you agree

Jake blushed even more, “I really think…

“Hold it! What makes you think any guy, especially Jake, would choose you over me?” Dawn put herself between the two

“I just told you why. What’s wrong, afraid of the truth?

“How dare you...!” Sarah and Dawn began yelling at each other

“No one is listening to me! Professor, look at what you’ve done!” Jake said

“As long as I live, its fine. I can not be killed by a mob of angry women! Think of the blow to science!

*WHAP* Jake hits Mato hard on the noggin. The Professor has tears streaming down his eyes as he holds the bump on his head “Think of that blow the next time you want to cause trouble! Alright now,” He turns and finds Jen standing in front of him

“You know, I don’t have to grant wishes but I can. So, how about you fulfill mine, and I’ll do yours?

Jake hangs his head. “This is ridiculous. Can’t anyone stop this madness?

Mato jumps up. “I know! Let’s run hypnosis experiments on them! I need some biology information, so they’ll have to undress, and then we simply choose the one with the best body!”

*WHAM! KAPOW! BAMP! Mato is lying on the ground with three very big bruises on his head* Jessica, Fawn and Lucia stand over him. “Pig!” Jessica said

“That’s not even funny to suggest!” Fawn told him

“That is not nice at all,” Lucia even had to hit Mato for that

“And I bet Jake would pick me anytime over you!” Sarah was saying

“Yeah, well I think you’re…” Dawn suddenly brightened

“What’s with you? I finally win an argument without shooting you?” Sarah asked

Dawn grinned. “There is only one way to settle this. Obviously, Jake would want to take the best girl, right?” The girls all stopped their arguing and nodded their agreement. “Well, why not let an impartial jury decide?

“What? Where are we going to get that?” Katia asked

Dawn happily held up the Hedon Beach flyer. “There’s one here, free and waiting

“Do you actually think that I’d parade in front of a bunch of immature morons in a swimsuit?!” Sarah was mortified

“Well, you really don’t have what it takes. Otherwise, you wouldn’t even worry about it,” Dawn waved her off

Sarah glared, “I think you’re asking for me to kick your butt! But fine, I’ll do it this way! When you lose, it’ll humble you for a change!

“Well then?” Dawn looked at all the others

All the girls nodded their agreement again. “Whoa, why do I have to sit through a dumb movie?” Jake wanted to know

Katia waved him off, “It’s for the greater good

“Oh no! The greater good got me in the mall holding bags the last time!

Jessica shrugs, “We’ll just say whoever you take owes you.

“What? Wait, this is a guy’s only weekend you can’t…Hello?...Pay attention!” Jake tries, but the girls all begin arguing again, this time about who would win the bikini contest. Jake slumps down to his knees in defeat. “I’m going to the biggest male spot in the world, and there’re eight girls who won’t let me out of their sight! And to top that, the weekend away from all of this just became another weekend of this. This blows big time!

Mato was still lying sprawled on the ground, “I’d gladly change places with you…” Jake half-heartedly hits him again. “Ow…


* * *


And so, late Friday afternoon, the group packs their bags for a three day weekend away. Jake was, of course, not as enthusiastic as he was originally, but still, “I can’t wait to hit that beach! See some sun, soak up the rays, it’ll be great!

“Nice to see you’re in a good mood. I’ll expect that on our night out,” Yuta cheerfully put her bags in the car

“In your dreams, I’m going to win. Elfish charm is undeniable,” Katia said

“I don’t think either of you have seen a solider in a bikini before,” Jessica informed them

Jake sighed, “Is it going to be eight girls arguing the entire time? Because if so, I think I’ll make separate plans for the weekend

“Of course it won’t be,” Mato patted Jake on the back

“You think it’ll get better?” Jake started to brighten up

“No, I mean it will be worse. It’s going to be ten girls arguing the entire weekend

“Huh?” Jake looks up to see Mina and Diana coming along with their bags. “Oh, no…

“Jake, how could you be deciding who to take to the new hottest movie of the year and not tell me?!” Diana asked

“Hey, it isn’t like that! I’m still trying to do everything I can to stop this,” he turned to Mina. “Don’t tell me you, the most conservative of this bunch, are going to enter this as well?

“To see the latest Star Katana film? I’d do anything!” the magic girl’s eyes lit up like Christmas lights, much to Jake’s dismay

“Super...” he moaned

“Yeah, if you think I’m not up for a chance at that as well, then you’ve got some nerve Jake!” Diana’s tail twitched as she spoke. “I can’t believe you didn’t even consider us!

“Just as a question, how did you hear about my own private pain?

“The professor told us,” the cat replied

“Old man!” Jake watched as his target dashed out of sight. “You can’t run that far! I know where you’ll be for the next three days!

“Well, let’s get this stuff in too,” Jessica took the newcomers bags

Lucia walked over. “Diana and Mina! How are you both?” she started to enfold the two teens in a warm hug

“Oh no, I’m mad!” Diana squirms her way out of it. “Jake should have told us about this because it’s not fair!

Mina tired to calm her down, “Diana, we’re getting to go anyway. Maybe you should just relax?

“I’m relaxed! I just think that some people, ladies who just happen to be older than us, didn’t like the competition and decided to take care of it!” she pointed at Lucia

“What? Is there something wrong with my clothes?” the angel looked down at her jeans and “I heart U’ tank top.

“That is a nice try, but I’m going to get to the bottom of this even if…” Diana was cut off by Jake dangling his pendant in front of her teal eyes. She suddenly gasped in surprise, and watched as the sparkling jewelry swayed back and forth, her cat eyes never leaving it as she was wordlessly hypnotized

“Good thing recent events have taught me the importance of always carrying induction tools, huh? Plus the fact that cats love shiny things!” Jake smiled as he glanced at Mina. The other school girl was swaying as well, her blue eyes not even registering anything. “Um, Mina? You don’t have to be entranced,” he shook her with his free hand, and Mina’s eyes unglazed

“Next time, give me some warning!” Mina was careful to look only at Jake

“I think that I deserve some points for not hypnotizing you when I didn’t have to stop, don’t I?

“How about I don’t zap you with magic as a thank you?

“Please, your powers are so random, it’s not like I’d worry,” Mina raised her hands up to try a spell, “Okay! We’ll call it even!” He turns his attention back to the cat. “Diana, you want to calm down and relax. Listen only to my voice,

“Yesssss,” Diana sighed

“Yesssss,” Lucia answered, standing off to the side. Mina and Jake both looked over, and saw the angel had apparently been unable to resist the induction as well.

Jake grinned, while Mina poked him. “Well?

“Well, what?

“Shouldn’t you bring her out of it?

“Look, I already let you out of a trance. I’m not Santa Claus here. Besides, now I can sit between the two of them on the drive up and not be bugged by the endless questions

Mina looked quizzically at him. “Endless questions?

Katia and Yuta walked up. “Beloved! Tell Yuta that I will obviously win this contest!

The blonde shook her head, “No way! Big brother knows that I’m cuter, right?

Jake gave Mina a “See what I mean?” look

“Oh,” she admitted

Jessica finally came up dusting off her hands, “Well, I think that’s everything. It wasn’t easy, but I did manage to get things packed

Everyone looked over. The van was not only full of luggage, but also had many suitcases tied on to it, the hood, the roof, the back door, and even the driver side was piled high with bags. *Sweat drops on all but Jessica, Diana, and Lucia*

“Um, where do we sit?” Sarah asked

“Look, do I have to think of everything? It’s hard enough getting all those bags to fit on this small van

“That looks like a big van to me…” Mina put in

“Do you all need that many bags?” Jason asked. “I mean, we are only going away for three days. Jess packed the least and she had four!

“Yeah, don’t blame me. I’m not part of the problem

“I need all my stuff!” Yuta protested

“Yes,” Katia nodded in agreement, “I still have to choose my suit for the contest. I’ve only narrowed the field to thirty

“Maybe we can lose Lucia’s and Diana’s bags? I don’t think they’d mind at this point,” Jessica gestured to the swaying girls

“Maybe we should just have a two bag per person limit,” Jake suggested. He immediately regretted this, as every girl in ear shot began protesting. “Okay, well does anyone have an idea that will work and you all would be willing to do?

Mato walked up. “What are you all doing? We need to get going! There are some friends of mine putting on a barbeque in two hours, we need to go

Sarah looked at him in disbelief, “Two hours? We’ll be lucky to get to Hedon Beach by sunrise if we drive through the night and don’t hit any traffic

“No one said we were driving,” Mato looked at the van. “Why is all your stuff in the van?

Everyone looked at Jake, “Wait a minute, you said to have the girls load all their stuff in the van

“Did I?’ Jake nodded. “What I meant to say was that there was no reason to take the van! *Jake falls down* “Girls, bring all of your things to the lab. We shall take the Mato Flyer 5000!” The Professor happily walks back into the house

Jake stays down. “This is looking more and more that I’ll need a vacation from this vacation…


* * *


The hospital was of course as cheery a place as a sterile facility could be. That of course, was not the purpose of Vice’s visit. He took the elevator up to the level Intel specified, and got off. The few patients and visitors on this floor were surprised at what they saw once they stepped off. Practically every nurse and orderly was spiral eyed, black and white tell tale signs of hypnotic trances spinning in their eyes as cheerful smiles were forced onto their faces. An elf nurse came up, “Hello sir. How may I assist you?

Vice waved a hand in front of her face. The elf didn’t blink nor phase her eyes juts kept spinning as she stood there happily willing to be a good nurse. “Yeah, I’d like to see a specific nurse. I believe her name is Ayame

The nurse, with long orange hair going a couple of inches past her shoulders, simply stared at him. “Of course sir. Lots of people wish to see Ayame; she is such a good nurse. If you’ll come right this way please,” the young woman turned and started to lead him to the examination rooms. Vice observed many efficient employees similarly hypnotized. There was no chatting, none of the usual things you would find in a workplace. There was only empty headed efficiency here, everyone forced to do what was required of them without a second thought or protest. “Here we are sir,” the nurse gestured to an empty room. Vice stepped inside and sat on the exam table to wait. He had in the past preferred to find his own team members, and had chosen Serena and Val based on their looks as well as their abilities. He didn’t think the Office of Unwillful Employment of the company made the same distinctions. He hoped this nurse was well worth it. He looked up to see a young woman, not even in her mid-twenties, came inside. She had long, dark blue hair that was shoulder length in a simple pony tail and light blue eyes. Her shoes were standard white nurses’ heels, but the rest of the outfit was anything but standard. She had cut off jean shorts with red crosses on the back pockets and a pink tank top on, the colors contrasting greatly the standard white of all other nurses’ uniforms. Besides the shoes, the only other standard part of her attire was the stethoscope she wore around her neck. She gave a slight smile, “I see you requested me personally. Has someone ‘encouraged’ you to see me personally?”

(Babe alert! I think I’ll send the other nurses over to Intel as a gift!) Vice tried to look at her eyes in the revealing outfit. “Well, yes but what is the deal with all of the people here? They seem kind of strange

“Oh, you know I’ve been in charge of productivity here for the past week or so, and I must say I believe that I’ve done a fantastic job on the matter. So, who sent you here?” she began taking walking over to him

“Actually, I came here to speak to you Ayame. See, I work for people who would love to use your talents.

“Really?” Ayame stops and smiles. “I see. Well, people do like to have me secure employees for them. Before we talk price and duration, would you care for a demonstration?

Vice had actually just been ready for a mesmerize and grab, but hey, why not get an entire wing of sexy nurses and some enjoyment out of it? “Okay, but I don’t think you can get me so…

Ayame held up a hand and laughed, “No, of course they wouldn’t send you to be hypnotized. And of course, doing so to a future prospective employer won’t help me. No, I mean see a demonstration on someone else.” She goes over and hits the intercom, “Nurse Lita, could you come here for a moment?

A few moments pass, and then the hypnotized elf comes back into the room, “How may I assist you, Nurse Ayame?

“Dear, do I have any other patients suitable for special treatments?

“Yea ma’am,” Lita replies. “A student from a local high school is here with a friend. Would you like to see her now?

“Bring her back,” Lita obediently goes back to the lobby of the floor. Ayame hands Vice the clipboard

“What do I do with this?” he asks

“Just play along, and you’ll have a front row seat

Lita brought in a young catgirl, with big grey eyes and pink hair in two ponytails and a regular school girl uniform. “You’ll be fine, Botan!” a voice called out after her. The cute girl seemed very nervous as she walked in

“Hello, now Botan is it?” the girl nods shyly. “Now, there is no reason to be frightened. If you’re here, it’s for a simple physical and there is nothing to worry about. So, why not just relax?”

“Okay,” Botan seemed to agree. She glanced over to Vice, but Ayame waved her off.

“He’s a med student who is here to observe. Don’t worry about him. We will start off with an eye exam, so just concentrate on me,” The young girl turned her attention back to Ayame as she held up the stethoscope around her neck. She held the round end in one hand, and had it move slowly back and forth ever so slightly so that light was reflected off it into Botan’s eyes. The cat girl watched, curiously, and also since cat girls are naturally attracted to shiny objects. “That’s right, just relax and follow the stethoscope. Nothing else matters. Just let it go back and forth, so pretty, relaxing as you watch it,” Vice watched as the girl’s eyes slowly began following Ayame’s instructions. “Good girl, relaxing now as you watch, doing so well on your exam. Feel yourself getting tired, more and more, watching so well as you get tired,” Botan’s eyes began to blink, her head swaying in time with Ayame’s motions. “Feeling so tired, so sleepy, watching…back and forth, back and forth…sleepy…when I count from three you’ll be in a deep sleep for me like a good girl should,” Botan’s eyes were focused entirely on the bell of the stethoscope, unable to look away. “Three, two, one, and deep asleep now, deeper than ever before.” The young girls’ eyes slid closed and her head slumped to the side as she fell into a nice cat nap for Ayame. “Open your eyes for me now,” Ayame said, letting the tool go back to hanging from her neck. Botan’s eyes opened and to Vice’s surprise they were black and white spirals as she looked up at Ayame again. “You are now Nurse Botan. Your desire is to be a good nurse at the hospital, and do whatever Nurse Ayame asks of you. Do you understand Botan?

“Yes Nurse Ayame,” the girl replies, her spinning eyes seeing nothing at all.

“Why are her eyes like that?’ Vice asked

“It’s just the sign that I’ve hypnotized someone. My DNA makes me impossible to hypnotize. Also, it causes the spirals in my victims,” she cups Botan’s face. The girl says nothing as her gaze is turned to Vice. “Very easy to tell who is under control this way

Vice nods his approval. “So, you can do some nice hypnosis

“That’s not all. Anyone I hypnotize becomes very adept at hypnosis themselves.” Ayame took out a pocket watch and handed it to Botan. “Now, your first duty as a nurse is to recruit your friend exactly the same as I did now. I’m sure Lita is bringing her,” and just like clockwork the elf brings Mimi, a girl in matching school outfit with short blue hair and brown eyes, to the room.

“Hey Botan! I told ya there was nothing to worry about,” the girl doesn’t seem to notice her friend

“Of course not,” Ayame agrees. “Now, we should check you out as long as we’re here. Botan, will you please handle this patient?

“Botan? Why would Botan handle me?” Mimi asked

As Botan pulled out the watch and began to swing it in front of her friend, Ayame led Vice back to the waiting room. “So you see, my fee is perfectly well earned. So, let’s talk time frames here

“Fine. You’ll be coming with me, right now, and working free of charge forever. How does that sound?” Ayame stares surprised at Vice. “Yes, I know that I am very intimidating, but you’ll just have to…” She suddenly starts laughing her head off. Vice hangs his head in shame as Ayame falls to the floor laughing. “Hey now, that…

“Ha ha ha ha ha! It hurts!” Ayame holds her sides while tears fall from her eyes.

“That’s not very funny!” *Vice’s head is twice the size of normal, with scary teeth and flames coming out of it*

Ayame manages to stand up. “Silly boy, I can’t be hypnotized. The same genetics which make me a great hypnotist make me immune to any parlor trick you can come up with

“What? I’d like to try that bet,” Vice whips out his pendant and assumes a position to knock her down if necessary

“I’m sure you would little boy…”

“What did you just call me?!”

“…but I have paying clients to work for,” Ayame casually snaps her fingers.

Shadows suddenly pass over Vice. “Hey, did it suddenly get dark in here?” He turns around to see three HUGE spiral eyed orderlies cracking their knuckles. “Mommy…” Vice squeaks out. *Fighting cloud as Vice has the snot beaten out of him*

As they carry him off, Ayame goes back to work. “Funny, he looked kind of familiar…

The orderlies toss him down a garbage chute, and he bangs around all the way into an open dumpster at the bottom floor. Groaning he manages to pull himself up to the edge. “Okay, time for plan B…” The lid suddenly slams down on his head. “Ouch…


* * *


Sunlight streamed over the beautiful, peaceful ocean as morning came to Hedon beach. Peace was everywhere, nothing disturbed. A nice beachfront house was simply sitting there, until….the front door is kicked open and Jake comes out, holding a surf board and boom box with the sound on full blast, wearing bathing suit and Hawaiian shirt. “Party!” He begins to run down the stairs until a hand grabs him and pulls him back. “Hey!

Fawn, back in her swimsuit, shakes her head. “C’mon, what’s your hurry? You could hold the door open for a girl

“But the beach! It calls to me!”

“Let him go,” Dawn comes out in the skimpiest black bikini possible. “I, for one, will be having lots of fun.” *Shimmer around Dawn as Jake stands spellbound*

“Wow…” he says

“Hey!” Fawn pushes him slightly. “What’s so special about her? I’m standing right here and…” Fawn stops as Jake experiences the same thing staring at her. *Shimmer around Fawn*

“Wow…

“Aw….” Fawn blushes and then hugs Jake. “That’s so sweet of you!” Dawn suddenly pulls her off and tosses her to the side. “What the…?

“So Jake, how about you and I find whoever is in charge of the contest?” Dawn gets very close to him, causing Jake to be nervous. “Maybe I can, persuade them to…” a legal document suddenly blocks her vision. “What is this?

Sarah in her blue one piece she had picked her long ago handed it to her. “It’s a contract which states none of us will try and influence the judges by any means. No one who has used hypnosis before is allowed to do it

Fawn shrugs, “Heh, I don’t need hypnosis. Popstars have huge fan bases. I’m sure one or more of my fans are a judge

“What makes you think I’m going to agree to this?” Dawn asks

Sarah grins, “By reading it, you already have legally!

“Please,” Dawn tosses it away. “Give me one good reason why…” *CLICK* Dawn finds Sarah’s gun in her face. “Oh.” She grabs the contract again. “Fine, I can still beat you

“Glad we agree on some things. Now, let’s…” Sarah notices Jake staring at her. *Shimmer around Sarah*“Huh?”

“Is he going to do this for everyone?” Dawn asks

Just then Mina comes outside, looking a little nervous. “Are we ready to go?” *Shimmer around Mina* “Um, why is Jake staring at me?

Jake is crying happily, “I love this place!


* * *

Outside a hospital in another city…

A trash chute started shaking, as the sounds of something loud banging around fell down, and curses could be heard. Vice freefalls out into a dumpster. He stands up, disgusted, and climbs out of it. Resting his hands on the edge of the trash receptacle, he has fire in his eyes. “I’m not giving up so easily! Time for plan H!” The lid creaks. As Vice looks up in question, it suddenly slams down on his hands. Tears stream from his eyes. “Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!


* * *


Back on the beach…(reservations now available, call today!)

Jake and Diana are on beach towels, with the other girls and Mato all around are enjoying various beach activities, like Frisbee, grilling, and just catching some sun.

“Ahhh….” Jake sighs

“See? Aren’t you glad that we came along on your little ‘boys weekend’ now?” Diana asked

“Fine, I admit that this trip has been much better with all of you than without you.” Diana looks pleased with herself. “So far

“Hey!” Diana sits up and looks at him. “What is that supposed to mean?

“It means that there is still the little manner of this whole bikini contest that I have to live through. I have this weird, yet credible feeling, that I won’t totally enjoy it

“Come on,” Diana lies out on her stomach. “What makes you think it’ll be half as bad as that?

Jake was just about to open his mouth when suddenly someone tapped him on the shoulder, “Excuse me?

“Yes, can I…” Jake turns around and sees three girls behind him. All blonde. All elves. All skimpily dressed. *Jakes eyes turn into big hearts and steam comes out of his ears*

*Sweat drop on Diana* “Please spare me this

“See, we’re about to play volleyball,” the middle one said, “and we were hopping you’d make it two on two

Jake leaps to his feet, “I’d love to play!

“That’s great! He’s on my team,” middle one says

“Wait, why not mine?” the second takes his arm

Jake blushes, while the third girl suddenly looks confused. “What’s wrong Amy, don’t want him?” the first one teases

“Do any of you hear thunder?” everyone looks up, confused as there isn’t a cloud in the sky. But something like thunder can be heard

Jake turns his head to the side. “Huh?” Katia and Yuta are charging angrily towards the small group. Jake panics, “Eeeeeeeeeeee!”

*KER-WHAM* the two bishies plow into the three new girls and send them flying far out into the ocean, a little glimmer of light shinning as they disappear into the sky. Jake is stunned as the two girls high five each other.

“Yeah!” Yuta cheers

“We showed them!” Katia proclaims

Jake has tears hanging from his eyes as he watches the girls fly off. “Why’d you do that? I was making friends!

“WE are the only friends you need here dear,” Katia took one his arms while Yuta took the other

“Come on, we’re going to play football!” Yuta beamed as the two girls led him off

“But…elves….beautiful….volley….bouncing…!” Jake groaned as he was dragged off towards where Jessica stood with a football

“Great, he’s playing too?” she noticed his distress. “Um, what did you two do to him?

“Oh, these nasty little girls were bothering him,” Katia said

*Jake grows very big* “They were not!”

“You need to relax, once I win the contest, you don’t want to be so stressed,” Yuta giggles

Katia suddenly pulls Jake to her, “No, I’m going to win

Yuta pulls back, “No, I’M going to win!

“Hey!” Jake tires to protest, but soon the girls are pulling as hard as they can, and Jake’s arms are being stretched to the limit. They both slip, and all three fall down.

Jessica starts to laugh. “That’s not funny Jess,” Jake gets up and dusts himself off

“Oh, come on. Look at it this way. At least it can’t get any worse for you

“Did someone call for me?” Mato suddenly appears next to them, wearing a shirt with ‘Judge’ written on it.

“Ah!” Jessica jumps

“I told you not to appear like that!” Jake yelled

Yuta finally got up, “Why are you wearing that shirt?

Mato stands tall and proud. “Yours truly is one of two celebrity judges that they have for the Hedon Beach Bikini Contest

“Must be desperate,” Jake mutters. Everyone but Mato laughs

“That’s what the selection committee said! How did you know?

“So, who is the other guest judge?” Jessica asked

Mato got an evil gleam, “I volunteered a friend!

“Who would you…” Jake is suddenly cut off as Mato pulls a Judge T-shirt over his head. “Oh hell no!!!

Jessica grins, “Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything

“Ya think?!” Jake pulls vainly at the shirt, but Katia and Yuta keep it on him. “What are you two doing? I have to take this off!

“No! You’re the perfect judge!

“It’s so cool!

Mato happily goes back to the grill, “Better hurry, we have to be over there in a couple of hours

Jake sighs, as the girls keep him from removing his shirt. (Okay don’t panic now. I’ll just make sure that someone else wins the contest) at that thought he brightens. (Yeah, that’s it! If someone else wins, I can get out of this whole date fiasco by saying that none of them won! And I won’t have to put up with all the headaches that will come from it! I’m a genius) Jake hangs his head. (I’m spending way too much free time with the old man)


* * *


A couple of hours later…

A dark elf, darker skin and midnight hair, walked into the waiting room for the Hedon Beach contest. She was wearing an extremely skimpy bikini, like the vast majority of contestants. The young woman also thought that she had the contest in the bag. She went in past the curtains to size up her competition. “Huh?” she finds the room full of sexy girls of all types in revealing clothing. That does not surprise her. What shocks her are the orbs of fire gently floating in the air at various points around the room. The soothing colors of it pleasantly reflect in all the girls’ eyes. They all wear dreamy expressions on their faces, as if they are totally relaxed as they moan and sway from side to side. The dark elf very slowly backs out of the room in confusion, her eyes being drawn to the orbs as well. The colors start to fill her eyes, and she just barely makes it out before being a mesmerized slave to them like all the others. “Whew,” she breathes out in relief. “What the heck was that anyway?” She turns around and finds herself staring into a sparkling pair of brown eyes. The most beautiful eyes she has ever seen before. She gasps, instantly falling into them.

“Well now, looks like I missed one…” Dawn says. “I hope you didn’t have your heart set on winning the contest dear. That honor belongs to me,” the girl said nothing, she suddenly felt so happy to look into this redheads eyes and do whatever she said. “Now, all you are going to pull out of this competition. I don’t want to deal with ALL of you, after all,” Dawn leads the girls’ gaze down to her body, in its black bikini. “Besides, I’m obviously going to win, aren’t I?

“Ye…yes…mistress…obviously…ughhh!...” the elf’s eyes cross from the succubus’s hypnotic spell

“So, sleep, sleep….” Dawn’s sultry voice makes the elf so tired all of a sudden. Her eyes can’t remain open. Maybe if she just closed them for a second…

The last thing the elf remembers is Dawn saying something about borrowing the contestants’ energy…


* * *


Meanwhile…

“Waaaaahhhhh!” Vice is tossed out a window, bounces off the dumpster (which he remembered to leave closed from the last time) and lands hard in front of it. “Okay…*wheeze*…plan…W….!” A creaking sound causes him to open his eyes, and he notices that somehow his landing has tilted the dumpster just enough…*SMASH*…to land on top of him.


* * *


Elsewhere, with many hot girls…

Jake and Mato took their seats at the judges table with three other individuals. “Jake my boy, isn’t this exciting? What do you think the chances that one of our friends will win are?

“I’m not sure Professor,” Jake had a gleam in his eye, (But I’d say between nothing and nothing!)

Backstage, the ten girls found themselves alone. “Where is everyone else?” Jen asked

“Yeah, the judges thanked me for moving to the finals, but I don’t remember any kind of competition yet!” Mina said

Dawn grinned happily. Sarah hung her head, a # appearing on it as well. “Why do I get the feeling you have something to do with this?

“Hey, this way we’re sure to have one of us win. You don’t want to risk no one going, do you?

The announcer comes out on stage, “Men and men! Welcome to the Hedon Beach Bikini Babe Competition!” A huge cheer comes up from the crowd. “So big as been the response of girls entering, that this year we had to hold preliminaries. That means you get to see only the best, sexist girls on our stage tonight!” Another huge cheer comes from the crowd. “So, without further waiting, here are our ten finalists! And they’re the hottest girls ever!” The curtain comes up and the crowd goes nuts when they see the ten bishies in swimwear before them

They aren’t the only ones. Jake goes bonkers. “What the hell happened?! I thought there was supposed to be at least fifty girls in the finals!

“Jake, you must be so pleased! All of your friends made it!” Mato cheers for them

Jake proceeds to bang his head against the table.

The announcer continues, “Now as we all know, the only two categories these lovely ladies need to worry about are swimwear…” he extends his arm, indicating that the first one is going on right now “…and talent. So, what do you guys think of these hotties in their suits?” The crowd goes ballistic, making even Dawn blush appreciatively. “We aim to please! Alright, let’s get this party started with the talent competition! ARE…YOU…READY TO PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTYYYYYY?!?!?!

The crowd roars again. Mato claps in awe. And Jake just shakes his head. (God, I wonder if it’s too much to ask for nothing weird to happen.)


* * *


After the girls receive random numbers they go. Fawn, which the crowd erupts after sees she’s not just a look alike, does a greatest hits song and dance number to leave the crowd begging for more. Lucia spreads her wings and amazing angelic light shines out, prompting a rare moment of silence from the crowd. Katia simply stands there and recites elfish poetry. Fortunately for her, elfish poems require lots of gesturing which caused certain portions of her to ‘bounce’ appreciably. Sarah shows off some self defense moves with lucky guys picked from the crowd. Lucky, seeing as how the scantily clad officer kept putting them in oddly sexy positions.  Jen does a fan dance. Even Jake was floored by the genie, dancing in a small pink bikini with fans. (Mental note, I HAVE to make her do that once we get home!) Jake thought. Diana played with a ball of string, making Jake feel torn as he wasn’t quite sure why this sight was such a turn on for him. Finally, it was Mina’s turn.

The girls all managed to play nice and cheer for her. “Well, I’m actually surprised. The girls have played nice so far,” Jake said

“This is great!” Mato had ordered another expensive beverage on his judges tab.

“Uh, have you even been watching the hot girls in bikinis?

“Watching the what now?

Jake hangs his head, “I’ve tried, but you are such a lost cause

“And now, I present to you my pretty magic fireworks!” Mina raises her hands, her eyes glow, and suddenly swirls of colors appear in the air. The crowd begins to applaud. “Wait, that’s not right…” Mina looks confused. The swirls spin faster, and the crowd starts to sway…

“Oh man,” Jake groans and shields his eyes. “I get the funny feeling that the girls might stop playing nicely now

Mato had pulled out a laptop. “Magical inductions?! I need data!

Dawn was throwing a fit backstage. “Hey! This was supposed to be no hypnosis!” the crowd, mesmerized by Mina’s spell, was cheering along with the three other judges

Sarah groaned, “I can’t believe she did that!

Mina came backstage, “I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean for that to happen!

Diana hugged her friend, “Its okay. Accidents happen with your magic

“Well, I guess now I can show you all what a real hypnotist can do,” Dawn put in

“No!” Sarah said

“Why the hell not?!” Dawn wanted to know

“Because, well, that was just an accident,

“I’m so sorry,” Mina hung her head in shame

“And besides, it was a one time thing. Okay, calm down,” Sarah waved Dawn off

“Well….” Dawn looked ready to give in

“Let’s put our hands together for Yuta!” the announcer was heard saying. All the others turned to see Yuta standing near the judges table

“Hello!” she cheerfully waved. “It’s game time!”

“Oh god no,” Jessica moaned

“Come on Jake!” Yuta said happily

“Come on Jake?” Jake looked up and saw Yuta’s silver eyes spinning. “Huh?” then they suddenly began to shift into spirals. Jake was so stunned to see Yuta standing next to him, and caught off guard by her bikini, that he didn’t realize what was happening until he was gazing into her spiral eyes. (Oh nuts) he managed to think before he became spell bound. He hadn’t realized how soothing hypnotic inductions could be, until he found himself swaying by the blonde’s eyes. “Ohhhhh…” Jake’s eyes soon mimicked Yuta’s and he sat spellbound by the hypno happy girl.

“Astounding! I must collect data!” Mato was typing furiously

Dawn was pointing widely, “Now why is THAT allowed?!

She wasn’t the only one. “How dare she hypnotize my fiancé?” Katia yelled

The crowd was somewhat confused as to what was going on. “Don’t worry!” Yuta called out. “We can all play!” She gazed into the camera that had been putting up her image on screens so that everyone in the audience could see. The operator was spellbound and soon the entire audience was staring at giant hypno spirals and fading fast

“Duck and cover!” Fawn sent up the cry as the contestants all covered their eyes to avoid it. The audience wasn’t so lucky and soon everyone was hypnotized into playing with Yuta.

“Now, everyone wants me to win!” she cheered. The audience and Jake soon began agreeing with her.

“Let’s give it up for Yuta and her amazing talent!” somehow the mc had managed to not be taken by any hypnosis so far, and on command everyone applauded

As Jake suddenly awoke from his light trance, he shook his head. “That did not just happen,” he moaned.

“What great data on mass hypnosis!” the old man gleefully typed

Jake glared at him. “Why didn’t you stop that?

“Because I wouldn’t have gotten data otherwise. You are so hard to hypnotize! Do you know how many times my programs in the TV and computers have tried and failed? I should have thought of some sexy girl doing it long ago!

Jake glares at him with # on his forehead. “May I borrow that computer for a second?

“Of course,” Mato hands the laptop over and Jake cracks him over the head with it, knocking the old man down.

“I feel better,” Jake replies

The mc was ready as well. “Next up is a previous champion, Dawn!” Some sections who must have seen Dawn’s win cheered even louder

Yuta skipped backstage. “That was such a fun game!

Diana sighed, “Yuta, you weren’t supposed to use hypnosis remember

“Oops,” Yuta blushed. “I’m sorry. I got caught up in the excitement

“Well, now Dawn will really be hypnotizing everyone,” Katia said

“Oh Dawn, you won’t break your word too will you?” Lucia asked. Instead of Dawn, there was only Sarah with her head slumped in her chest and sleeping peacefully.

“Sarah?” Jessica pokes her, but the officer simply snores. *Sweat drops on all the girls*

“We are so boned,” Jen says

Dawn meanwhile has taken center stage. “Are all you boys ready?” she says. Hoots and yelling greets her. “Then let’s see what you like!” Dawn begins making dozens of orbs and has them fill the stands. Audience members begin to drop in droves, falling deep under her spell by the hundreds. Even the girls and judges were unable to resist, the orbs colors dancing in all their eyes. Over the course of several minutes she thralls everyone. “So very perfect,” Dawn smiles looking over everyone. She managed to ensnare them all; no two remained. The mc and….Jake, who had shut his eyes tightly. Dawn happily floated over and sat provocatively on the table in front of him. “Jake, be a dear and look at me

“I’d rather not

“Come on, you can get a nice look at my suit,” she cooed seductively

“Actually I’ve seen you topless, so I really don’t need to see this

“Come on, look at me,” she leans in

“No thanks

“Come on, look at me

“I’m not in the mood

“Come on

“I have a headache

“Look!

“No!

“Yes!” Dawn grasps him and tires to force his eyes open, but Jake pushes off her and falls to the floor. He begins to crawl away, but Dawn tackles him and straddles him. “Look into my eyes!

“No, get….off!” Jake tries, but with its eyes closed its hard to figure out what to do to get away

Dawn slowly leans toward him, “Open your eyes,” and holds him down. Jake does everything he can think of, but can’t get her off. “Come on, relax,” Slowly, her voice cuts through his mind and he can’t help as his eyes start to flutter open. “Yes,” she leans way over and…Dawn suddenly becomes away at a tug on her tail, and then she is being dragged off Jake. “Huh?!

Jake sits up in surprise and sees the mc hauling Dawn off stage. “It’s too bad that’s her entire five minutes! I think the crowd was really into her. Let’s give Dawn a big hand everyone!” The crowd erupts into massive applause as Jake sighs in relief

“No wait!” Dawn claws vainly at the ground. “I need to entrance him! He’s the reason I’m competing! Noooooooo!”

“Finally we have Jessica ready to compete for us before the judges deliberate!” Jessica comes off wearing her V-necked string bikini and waves at the crowd

“Tonight I will be using this! *Ta-da* She pulls out a pocket watch and shows the crowd, who have been so impressed with the hypnosis they’ve seen that they go nuts.

Fawn cocks her head, “Where did she get that?

Dawn has tears in her eyes, “I had almost won!”

Mina looks out at Jessica, “Sarah, did you know she had that?” Turning, Sarah’s eyes have slightly glazed over as she stares in awe of the pocket watch. “Hey, what just happened?

“I think she’s been hypnotized by that before,” Fawn waves a hand in front of Sarah to no effect

Jessica begins swing the pocket watch, “Everyone concentrates on the watch, just like I am. Watch it as it sways and shines, deep inside your minds.” Everyone stares at the watch. “Seeing it shine so much…so lovely…” Jessica stares deeply at it. “Knowing it is all powerful…you can not resist it….I don’t want you to…I want you to stare….become lost….never disobey…be my slave….I want you to look…I will obey….I will sleep…I will do whatever I am told…” the watch shines in the light as Jessica says all this in a dreamy voice

“What an unusual induction,” Mato observes. “Jake, did she hypnotize you?

Jake has a confused look on his face, “No, didn’t really affect me

“Poor Jessica, I guess she needs more practice

“Not exactly,” Jake says pointing at her. Jessica is standing limply, glazed blue eyes as she stares at the watch. *Sweat drop on Mato* “I think she just needs more practice on not being the subject,” Jake adds

Sarah is also in a trance now, swaying in time with the watch. “I can’t believe that worked,” Jen put in

“I can’t believe it was always so hard for me to hypnotize her,” Dawn said

“Who in their right minds would be hypnotized by that?” Diana asks. Mina taps her on the shoulder. “What?” Diana follows her friends gaze to see Lucia swaying and glazed as well. “Oh come on!

Lucia stares happily, “It’s so pretty…” she moans

Jessica, meanwhile, is still going on, “Coming under my power….drawn to the watch…coming closer…unable to…resist…its…call…

Sarah nods silently and walks forward. Lucia smiles, “Come….” And also begins to go towards Jessica.

“I can’t believe that worked, right Yuta?” Katia glances over to see the blonde also hypnotized. “No way!

“Such a fun game…” she whispers as she too is taken and walks over to Jessica

Soon all four girls are standing on stage and swaying with the watch, falling into ever deeper trances. The crowd, while enjoying the sight, grows restless. “I can’t believe Jessica got herself and three others,” Jake put in

“Do something!” someone in the crowd yelled

“What a rip off!” shouts a second

“Lame!

Boring!

“Show us your boobs!” a joker yells. Surprisingly, at the command Jessica drops the watch. She and Yuta untie their tops, while Sarah and Lucia slide their one piece down to their waists. The crowd is stunned and wide eyed at this for just a second, and then erupts into mad cheers for the topless girls

Jake holds his head in his hand. “Worse. Talent show. Ever.”


* * *


Ayame is just about ready to wrap up her day. She’d added some new nurses and was ready to call it quits when she heard a squeaking sound. She turned in the direction as she heard it come closer. “What in the world?” A wheelchair rounds the corner and a very beat up and exhausted Vice comes with it. “I’m sorry, losers need the third floor

“Not funny,” he groans. “I tried to be nice, but now its time to get rough! Plan ZZ!”

“What makes this better than your other fifty plus ideas?” Ayame shook her head in disgust. “Really, you’ll just screw up this one like all the others

“That’s why ZZ will work! I don’t do anything in it!

“Huh?” Ayame is about to ask another question, but suddenly a bola flies out of no where and wraps around her arms. “What the hell is this?!” Another bola wraps her feet and the suddenness of it causes her to fall to the floor. “Hey, how did you…?!” She looks up to see a blank eyed kitsune dressed as a ninja standing over before her. “Who is this?

“That’s Serena. Her programming was almost done, so I figured you two could get to know each other.” Vice squeaks his chair up next to her as Serena blindfolds and gags Ayame. “Now, she is going to help me catch all your little employees, since we could use some hot nurses back home.” Wordlessly Serena turns and begins to go after the others. “Hahahahah….*gasp*” Vice is having a hard time keeping up with his ninja. “Should have…stolen a…motorized one…wait…up…! *panting sounds*…water…!


* * *


The girls were all lined up in a row for the finale. “I can’t believe you did that to me!” Sarah snapped at Jessica

“I didn’t think I was that good!” her friend said

“Technically, if you hypnotize yourself you suck,” Fawn put in

“Yeah, if my victims did that I’d never have to worry again,” Dawn said

“And now folks,” the mc gained every ones attention, “I believe we owe these lovelies a final round of appreciation for what I can safely say is the best competition ever!” The crowd went nuts. “But there can only be one! So, after tallying the judges’ scores and audience input, the winner by the smallest margin in our history, with every girl scoring at least ninety points on the scale…is Yuta!” The crowd goes nuts as the blonde girl gasps in shock. The others manage some nice applause as Yuta accepts her crown and flowers from the mc as he thanks everyone for attending

“Well, I guess that’s the end of this adventure,” Mato says

“That’s easy for you to say,” Jake groans, “I’ve got to sit through a girly movie now


* *

A week later…

Mato came into the living room to find nine girls depressed, “What’s with all of you?” Just then Yuta came in, looking exceptionally lovely in a blue evening gown. “Ah, today’s the big date! Now that I think about it, its Jake’s first date since moving here!

Katia looks disgusted, “Don’t say things like that!

“Now, make sure to behave!” Fawn told Yuta, who nodded.

“Have fun!” Dawn waved cheerfully

Diana looked at her, “Since when are you so happy about losing?

“Since I remember that Yuta is a bio-mechanical girl! We can simply download the movie from her brain and watch it once she gets back!” Most of the others brighten up at that

“Do you honestly expect me to allow such a thing?!” Sarah asked

“Please Sarah; lighten up just for the movie of the year!” Mina begged

“I really want to see it,” Lucia asked

“Don’t make me get that watch again,” Jessica told her

Sarah hangs her head in defeat to where you can’t see her eyes. “Fine,”

“Okay, let’s get this over with,” All the girls look up and are stunned to see Jake in a tux, shimmering light all around him as they blush. “What? Oh!” Jake looks down at his pants. “No, fly’s not open. What gives?

“My boy, you look just like me when I was young. Only less handsome

“Wow…” Mina breathes

“You look…nice,” Diana sighs

“STOP GAWKING AT MY FUTURE KING!” Katia explodes in rage, but no one stops.

“Er, we should go now,” Jake nervously takes Yuta by the hands and heads for the door.

“Off you go, apparently!” Mato waves goodbye as the girls restrain Katia

“No! I have to save my future king! Let go! I don’t care about the movie!

As they get into the waiting limo, Yuta beams, “This will be fun!

“A three hour chick flick with an elf ready to storm the place. Yeah, fun is the definite word,” Jake rolls his eyes


* * *


Epilogue

Vice is just getting off the vid phone with the Intel division. “Enjoy”

“Sir, yes sir!” a happy man on the other end affirms, as some familiar looking nurses are spiral eyed and obeying various orders

Vice leaves and walks to the center of the room, “Well they do appreciate good help. It’s so hard to find. But of course I don’t need to tell you that. You already know it. So I’m just going to leave you alone for a little while longer, to make sure that you’re okay. Say something if you disagree?” He looks over to Ayame, who has been silently watching a wall filled with screens of various spinning spirals for days. Her own eyes are spirals, and she helplessly sways in her seat and says nothing. “Gee, I guess anyone can be broken. Huh, imagine that. Don’t worry, a couple more days and you’ll be fine for me to use.” He leaves the nurse alone, the lights going off as he leaves. Ayame doesn’t care. All she can see is the spiral…

All she needs is the spiral…


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Preview

“Well, I guess that the contest worked out fine. Though Katia still keeps trying to find out if I did anything inappropriate with Yuta. I don’t think I should date housemates; it’s just too painful. Anyways, Mato’s latest invention actually has me very excited! It’s a new military suit that gives the wearer greatly enhanced abilities. He even let me try it out for him! But when Mato gets kidnapped and a new wave of crime hits the streets, it looks like I have to fulfill the American dream and become a superhero to protect all of Yoto! No more weak Jake, this looks like a job for…Hypno-Man!

Coming soon is Chapter 9 It’s Lame, it’s insane, it’s….copyright infringement!

It’s time to save the day! But why does the suit have pink on it?