Friday 28 October 2005

It's Lame, It’s Insane It’s… Copyright Infringement!

The Professor is kidnapped and a new hero arises.

 Jake peeked around the corner to get a glimpse of Mato’s mansion. Nothing. He dashed and literally threw himself up against the wall next to the gate. Quickly, he pulled rope and grappling hook out of his bag and used them to scale up the wall. Placing them back and then affixing his bag to his back, he crawls across the yard to a front window he had left open just a crack and slowly makes his way inside. He glances around the living room. Not a soul has seen him. He slides his bag behind the curtains, and forward rolls over to the couch. “Excellent, plan ‘I’m so ninja like it’s awesome’ has almost been completed. Now, I just need to get to my room and…

“HI JAKE!” Lucia beams a friendly smile behind him as he literally jumps three feet in the air. “How was your” the angel is cutoff by Jake knocking her down and covering her mouth.

“Shhhhhh!” he hisses. When her blue eyes look confused, he peeks up to see if anyone has heard her.  With the coast clear, he lets go. “That was so close!”

“Is this a new greeting I have not learned yet?” Jake looks down to see his hands are on her chest.

“Wahhh!” He quickly jumps off and while on his knees bows repeatedly. “Please forgive me Lucia!”

Lucia sits up and cocks her head. “It seems more physical than most. Except for the movies Dawn insisted I watch with her.

“No, this is not a greeting Lucia. I…” he suddenly looks disturbed. “What movies did you watch with Dawn?

“Oh! She had all these movies that were rated R she said I should watch to truly appreciate the cultures I am trying to learn

“Dawn showed you a bunch of R rated movies?” Jake’s face fell

Lucia nodded happily. “Yes! R must stand for Romance, because everyone kept hugging!

Jake sighs *puff of smoke*, as he imagines the types of films that Lucia must have been shown to think R stood for romance.(Dawn’s DVD collection makes porn look tame) he thinks “Watching movies without approval from someone besides Dawn is now added to that list I have you keep, okay?

“Sure,” Lucia pulls out a piece of paper and pen from her jeans pocked and writes ‘watch Dawn movies without permission’ on it. The other thirty plus entries are devoted to Mato. “Why are you being so quiet? I thought the weekend was to celebrate you not going to that awful place where they make you read many books. Have you not learned everything yet?

“Since I have to go back Monday, apparently not. I’m being quiet because of Katia and Yuta. Ever since that stupid movie, they’ve both been trying to get dates. It’s driving me nuts!” *Thought bubble over Jake with him, elf, and robo-girl in chibi mode with the two fighting over him* “So, I think I’ll just hang out in my room until dinner

Just then, “I heard Jake!

“No, I heard Jake!

And the sounds of two girls running towards the living room.

“Augh! Don’t tell them I’m here” Jake dashes into the entry way and jumps inside the coat closet.

Yuta and Katia run into the room. “Where is he?!” they both ask

“He said not to tell you he was here,” Lucia looked up at them.

(Crap!) Jake thinks

She brightens, “But he didn’t say not to tell you he was hiding in the closet!
*Sweatdrop on the closet door* (She’s really not the brightest girl…) Jake thinks
Both teens skid to a stop in front of it, and start trying to shove each other out of the way to open the door. Jake falls to his knees, “God, if you get me out of this I will owe you big time!” he prays. Just then the floor snaps down. “Hey! Prayer really does….” And Jake falls into a tube and the floor moves back just before the door is open.
The girls can only look inside, bewildered that Jake is not there.


* * *


“…woooooorrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk!” Jake slides down the tube and sees a light up ahead. In Mato’s lab, a mattress is set just to the opening of the quick entry way. Jake has just enough time to appreciate the foresight as he flies over it into a bank of computer equipment.

“Jake my boy! Glad you can join me, I have another invention to show off!” Mato walks by as if Jake’s six inch indention into the equipment is normal.

Jake falls to the floor and manages to pick himself up. “I’d complain, but this was the lesser of two evils.” He manages to stumble after the old man, stars flying around his head for a few moments. Then he remembered seeing Diana furry again “Did you fix it?” he asks as he tries to clear his head

“Yes, I made sure everything was as it was before our accident Thank you for your help in that

“No prob.” Jake looks confused,  “But, how did my fighting a giant octopus inside an active volcano help give the nekos back their fur?

“DO NOT QUESTION SCIENCE!!!” Mato posed with authority

“.......you aren't sure yourself, are you?

“Eh, it was a wild guess. But science is easy! 2+2=5!”

Jake promptly fell down, but got right back up. “So, what is it this time? A hypnotic ball? Hypnotic radios? Hypnotic shoes? Hypnotic…well, anything?

“This!” Mato gestures to a suit that looks to be about a third as thick as a bullet proof vest being worn by a mannequin, with matching heavy helmet. The entire faceplate is reflective glass so that the face can not be seen. Along the forehead all the way to the back is a stripe which appears to be slightly thicker than any other part of the helmet. Images of the sun, an ancient symbol of bravery in this dimension Jake had learned, where on both the belt and chest. The rank of captain was on both shoulders. The coolest and lamest features would have to be the color scheme; a dark red with hot pink markings on the suit.

“Hypnotic armor? I’ll give you points for originality at least

“It would only be hypnotic if you wore it. Or Dawn, or Fawn, or…

“I don’t get it

“This, my boy, is my Beta version of the Mato Protective Armor Tech, or PAT for short. Its greatest points are protection…” Mato presses a button. Lasers, missiles, flamethrowers, and heavy cannons all begin bombarding the suit. Mato presses again and the onslaught stops. When the smoke clears the suit is still standing, nary a scratch on it.

“Whoa!”

“…and enhancement. Using the latest in bio-tech, the suit enhances not only basic physical attributes such as strength, speed, endurance, and so on but also manages to enhance any special abilities the wearer may possess. You would have greater hypnotic powers. But say, Mina would find a similar heavy boost in magic.
“That’s actually very impressive!” Jake looks at him. “But with your hypno focus, why build this?

“Mato Arms Division supplies weapons and gear to the government. This is the latest Special Forces build I’ve labored over the past three years for. I was just only able to finish it because it took nine months for the defensive materials to be refined.” Mato sighs. “Alas, this suit is so inefficient to produce cost wise that it was built merely to make sure that it could be done. In fact, we’re the only two people to actually see it. It’ll take years to get production done correctly to be within budget.  Still, science presses on!

“Wow…you could do anything with that,” Jake stares at it. “But those colors are kinda lame

“Nonsense! They’re the official colors of the Mato Industries corporate logo!” Mato holds up a bath towel, showing a regal looking M surrounded by Japanese markers.
“That doesn’t make it right,” Jake tells him

“The ignorance of youth…well, let us go and see about getting a snack! Being a genius works up the appetite!” Mato starts to go, and notices Jake is a little pale. “Something wrong?

“The only way I’m going up there is if you let me borrow that suit


* * *


Night falls, and Jake finds himself on the couch, with the two girls he had been trying to avoid all day sitting on either side of him.

“That audience only crowned you because you cheated! Hypnosis was ruled out!” Katia said for the twenty-third time

“Games are not cheating; games are fun!” the blonde argued back.

“If it had been left up to free will, I would have won!

“No, I still would have won!

Jake hangs his head, “This has been going on for two long weeks girls! Can’t we just let it go already?!” Both look at him and then continue to argue. Jake looks over at Jen, the only other occupant in the room. “How about a little help?

“I might, but it’s such a slow night TV wise that this may be the only entertainment I get,” the genie shrugged.

“That’s your excuse?” Jake gets a nod from his only possible help. “I need more caring roommates,” as tears stream down his face

Fawn walks in wearing a T-shirt and low cut jeans as usual. “So what’s on?
“Jake’s Humiliation,” Jen snickers

“Not funny!” he groans. “Fawn, how about some help?

“Well…this is kinda funny, and the show I watch about now is in reruns so…

“Big brother, tell miss punk princess that I would have won!

“What?! Dearest, you inform this long haired toaster that I am the superior one!

“No!

“Yes!

“Okay that’s it!” Jake leaps up from the couch, “I’m trying to be nice, I really am here but you can’t just keep yelling at each other. Now, I’m going to turn in and I don’t want to hear about this anymore! Okay?” Both girls open their mouths in protest. “That does it…” he goes over to the TV and places a tape in the player before sitting back down.

“Do you actually think they’ll let you watch anything?” Fawn asks

“I have to try,” Jake watches as some show comes on the air. Jen and Fawn watch as well as some movies starts. Both girls find themselves captivated by what’s onscreen and their eyes slowly start to glaze over.

Yuta glances at the screen as she argues “I have a much better personality…” then she finds she can’t look away, “and I….am much better…for Jake…any…way………”

Katia looks at her, “You do not! Look at me!” Yuta stares at the screen. “What? What is so important….” Katia looks just in time to notice that the screen has slowly faded a spiral in, and now she is looking directly at its center. “…that…you…are…” the elf stops speaking and just sits there, mouth hanging open.

Jake sighs in relief. “I’ll have to remember to thank Mato for making these tapes. And then lock them up so he can’t get to them” He stands up and stretches. “Now, all four of you just stare at the screen, and feel yourselves compelled to obey

“Compelled to obey…” all four babes repeat, their eyes glazing over as they speak
Jake moves behind the couch and leans forward in between the two girls. “You both are very tired. You need to sleep, and stop bugging me so much about all of this. Just sleep, relax. Deep sleep now…” Yuta and Katia’s eyes start to flutter. The elf collapses on her side, head nearly up against Yuta’s leg. Yuta’s head slumps forward into her chest, breathing deeply as she sleeps. Jake moves over to Jen in her chair, “That wasn’t very nice of you to not help Jen. So you’ll do all my chores for the next week. And not with your powers; you’ll do them all by hand as I would have to,” the magical being can only nod meekly as she stares at the screen. “So you too, sleep, sleeeepppp…” and Jen’s entire body relaxes into her chair as she sleeps. Jake finally makes his way over to Fawn, “And you? Fawn you have fans doing this type of stuff to you all the time, so you of all people should be nicer. Next time they do this, you’ll help.

Fawns glazed eyes see only the spiral, “Yesssssssssssss Jake…

“Then you too should sleep,” Fawn’s head fell back as she snored softly, drifting away quickly as the other girls had. Jake makes his way up the stairs to his room. (I’m so tired from all the arguing that I don’t even feel like doing anything with four hot girls unable to say no. I really didn’t get any rest from that horrible vacation) he hangs his head depressed.


* * *


Saturday morning found Professor Mato, self-proclaimed genius, being chauffeured by government agents to report to the defense agency that they could see the new armor being tested whenever they wished. “My, what a glorious day! I can’t believe Jake would spend it playing video games in his room. Maybe the boy is tired; perhaps some of my female house guests are keeping him up!” He gets a wicked grin, followed by a puzzled look. “Come to think of it, why were those girls sleeping in the living  room? How very strange” the car pulled up to a building and Mato and some government officials get out.
The lead official from the car checks his notes, “ Sir, we’re a little early so if you’ll just come this way we can…” he is cut off by a bodyguard flying past both him and Mato. “What the hell?

Mato watches the man, “Is this another new defense feature? Someone is competing for my contract?!” he panics.  Just then he notices black clad females disarming and taking out everyone around him.

The leader reaches inside his suit pocket for his sidearm, “Professor! Get down!” Suddenly a female tackles him hard and punches his gut. “Ugh!”

A van slams its brakes and Mato finds himself being carried rather roughly to it. He notices they are all cat women; the ears and tails poking out of their otherwise disguising outfits make it hard to miss. “Say, I have an entire lab full of ladies just like all of you! Oops, the government can’t know about that!” He is tossed in and the door slams shut. “Please promise not to tell the government!” he yells as the van speeds away.

The leader, and only conscious agent left on the grounds, can only watch. “Professor….”


* * *


Footage taken from the security cameras was playing on all the major networks that night. “Thus was the scene outside the agency’s capital headquarters of its most embarrassing failure in recent memory,” the male elf reporter spoke. The screen changes to show a picture of Mato giving a victory pose at his recent winning of his scientific conference. “The kidnapped has been confirmed as Professor Mato, world renowned scientist and genius inventor. A few hours after his disappearance, this was posted from Yoto based Black Cat Gang,” The screen shifted again to show a smiling neko cat face sprayed across a brick wall, with a voice being distorted to render it unidentifiable.

“We are the Black Cats. The recent arrests have angered us, and now it is time for us to claim our rightful place as undisputed rulers of this city. If the police or government attempt to stop our ‘liberation’ of this city, then you shall never see your esteemed Professor again. This is your only warning.”

The screen cuts yet again to show the Professors’ mansion with heavy security all around it.  “Authorities, while confident this is a temporary situation, have never the less taken every precaution in defending the kidnapped Professor’s grandson, Jake Mato, in case the infamous Black Cat Gang attempts to seize him as a hostage as well.
“The Black Cat Gang was first pushed into the national spotlight eight years ago with their daring night time robbery of the first Yoto bank…


* * *


Three days later…

Sarah stood angrily looking at the government agents as Jake sat distressed on the couch. “That’s just not good enough!” she informed them

The lead agent who had been unable to keep Mato looked at her, “Officer Sarah please stop interrupting!” He turns back to Jake, “We are doing everything we can to find your grandfather. How in the world they managed to hide out since Saturday with the entire capital looking for them is beyond me. It’s just a matter of time. But for your safety, we must ask you continue to not leave this mansion.

“Look, I really can’t stay in here much longer,” Jake said

“Why? With Homeshield, this is the safest place for you!”

Yuta and Katia are once again sitting on opposite sides of Jake and alternation between consoling him and glaring at each other. “It’s not the security that makes me want to leave,” Jake speaks up

The agent shakes his head, “Still we can’t afford to take chances. The police are stretched thin enough with the recent crime spree the Black Cats are causing. If we don’t get a break soon, I may have to pull agents from the investigation to help defend the city.

Sarah looked mad, “If you would let us do our jobs instead of contain them, then we could stop them today!

“We can’t take that chance either; this gang seems to have new leadership, and we don’t wish to try them on their threat to harm Professor Mato,” he stands up and bows respectfully. “I hope to bear good news soon,” and leaves.
Katia strokes Jake’s arm, “Beloved, do we need to be alone so that you may bear your soul to me?

Yuta looked sad, “Big brother, is there anything I can do?

*# on Katia’s head* “Yuta, Jake doesn’t have time for these games, he has to…” Fawn pulls Katia off of Jake and sits next to him, while Jessica does the same with Yuta. “Hey!

“Sorry, but it looked like Jake couldn’t take much more of you two right now,” Fawn said

“Come on, let’s order pizza!” Jessica tried to cheer Jake up.

“Yes!” Lucia nods happily

“I really don’t feel like it,” Jake sighs

Dawn is stretching out in a chair, “Besides, the genie makes food in five seconds or less anyhow. How is a pizza place supposed to compete with that kind of service?

Sarah looked at the demon crossly, “You know you could be a lot more supportive of Jake right now

Dawn shrugs, “It’s a crime wave! With police and gang fighting, it’ll be that much easier for me to do whatever I please.

Jessica looks around, “Where is Jen anyhow?

Jen walks by, “I just took out all the trash

“You missed a large piece,” Sarah pointed at Dawn, who looked annoyed at the cop.

Fawn looked up, “I thought Jake was on garbage duty?

“I just wanted to help out. I feel pretty bad,” Jen told her

“So, why did you do it by hand?” Jessica asked.

“Thanks for trying,” Jake interrupted, “but it’s really hard to do anything fun with Mato in danger

“No it’s not; I do it all the time,” Dawn waves off his concern. “In fact, just the other day while this building was burning I…

“Dawn, shut up!” Sarah yelled. She looks, but notices Dawn’s seat is now empty. “Huh? Where’d she go?” Sarah glances, and sees Dawn suddenly draped over Jake

“Jake, it’s time for you to come over to the dark side. The seduction portion of this alone is worth it.” Jake’s embarrassed, but can’t go anywhere. “Just give in….”

Sarah grabs Dawn, and suddenly throws her through a wall. “I SAID TO KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!” Dawn ends up spiral eyed in a heap of plaster

Jake puts his head in his hands and sighs, “I should get new roommates


* * *


Elsewhere

Mato sits in a chair, blindfolded, in a dark room with the only light shining down on him. A voice spoke, but it was being manipulated by some kind of program to disguise it. “For the last time, where can we find some of your prototype inventions so we can commit crimes better?

Mato beamed at nothing. “Oh! It’s a VoiceMod 3500! Not one of my machines, mind you, but a perfectly good device. I had lunch with its creator once, and he was such a…

Someone else spoke, “Boss, it’s been days. He isn’t exactly giving us what we need here.

Boss spoke again. “Gee, thanks moron.” The sound of someone getting smacked upside the head was heard. “Forget this. We’ll have to do it the hard way. Bring me this old goat’s grandson. He’ll help us, or have one less family member to send Christmas cards to.

A third voice, “Boss, the feds are all over the kid’s house. I don’t think…

“No, you don’t think!” Boss snapped. “I THINK. You do as you are told. Use tiger squad and get it done. Or else….

“You people are bringing my grandson here? Marvelous! I haven’t spoken to him recently, and wanted him to….” Mato begins to babble on again.

*Sweat drops on all shadowy figures* “How can someone this smart be this stupid?” asked Boss


* * *


The next afternoon…

Jake was alone in the backyard, for once missing even Katia’s and Yuta’s fighting as he simply sat on a bench and looked out over Mato’s garden. (The old man….gone. What am I supposed to do, just sit here? Sure, he’s annoying, but he took care of me when I came to this dimension. Although, I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for him messing around with things he shouldn’t have. Plus, he gave me cool hypno powers! Though they usually are more trouble than they are worth…Eh, maybe having him gone isn’t the WORST of things) Jake sighed. (It’s so boring without anyone around. Everyone but Lucia is out. I miss school. I miss my friends.) Jake looks very ticked off. (I miss not having government agents watching my every move!) He looks up towards where two of the ‘suits’ were usually standing, only to see no one. (Huh?) Just then he thought he heard a moan from the bushes near where the agents should have been standing. Jake got up and looked over the bushes…to see both agents roughed up and unconscious. “Hey! Anybody home in there?!” Jake tried shaking one of the guards. “Hold on!” He turns around…and sees a half dozen male nekos in black garments standing behind him. He half steps back. “Not good…” he manages to say

“Look, he’s a genius too!” one of them calls out. Laughter fills the air.

“Let’s jack his ass and be done with it,” one reaches out…and gets smacked by Jake’s fist in the face, knocking him down. “Oof!”

Jake tries to run, but suddenly two more jump behind him and grab his arms. “Let me go!”

The leader hands a claw like weapon to the one who was knocked down, and the other attaches it to his wrist. “You shouldn’t have done that. Now my friend here needs a little fun

“Fun?! If you freaks don’t give Mato back…” Jake is cut off by the one he knocked down slashing his arm with the claw, ripping his left shirt sleeve and causing twin wounds across his arm. “Auggghhh!”

Claw hand happily points his weapon at Jake. “This is going to happen. You just get to decide how painful it is….

Jake was sweating, a little blood on his arm. (I can’t….please, someone save me…)

Just then the back door is flung open and out pops Lucia. “Jake! I made sandwiches for lunch!” She beams at the group, as Jake and the thieves can only stare at her wide eyed. (Perhaps I should have been more specific when I prayed for salvation…) Jake thought with an eye twitch

“Oh! Why didn’t you tell me we have guests? I’ll make more for them!” she turns to go back

“They’re trying to kidnap me!” Jake yells annoyed at her

“What?” Lucia turns around

“Don’t try to stop us, or you’re friend here is in for a world of pain!” the leader points to Jake.

“No!” Lucia starts to run towards them. “Let Jake go!” A neko suddenly dashes in front of her and smacks her down mercilessly. “Ah!”

“Lucia!” Jake tries to get out from the holds again. “She didn’t deserve that!” The six crooks start to try to drag Jake away.

Lucia stands up, hold her face where she was hit, white hair obscuring her eyes. “Why did…you do that…?” a single tear falls to the ground. “You aren’t….nice people…” a holy aura starts to emanate from the angel, flames burning brighter and brighter around her. None of the others seem to notice. “…and I….” her left wing unfurls “…won’t show you…” her right wing unfurls “…any mercy…” and then suddenly bright fire erupts around her.

The Tiger squad and Jake stop fighting and see a pillar of white fire where Lucia was. *Question mark bubbles over their heads* The fire dissipates, revealing Lucia barefoot and wearing a shiny silver armored skimpy bikini with two sword hilts attached to either side. She crosses her arms and each hand grasps a hilt, and suddenly living blades of flame appear as she draws her weapons. Lucia’s pleasant eyes are gone as her head rises up to be visible, showing only white eyes. More flames starting erupting all around her. “You aren’t nice people, and I won’t show you any mercy!” She flies straight up into the air, and then after a suitable height dives at high speed towards the group.

“Holy hell…!” the leader gasps in surprise

Jake panics. “Wait! You’ll hit me too!

Lucia’s pretty face was twisted in rage, “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The gang members were scared to death, “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

And Jake could only agree with everyone, “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

A titanic explosion of energy smashed into the group

*Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!*

Jake peeks out cautiously, and notices no one is holding him. “I’m not hurt?” He looks around. All six nekos were on the ground, badly hurt with their clothes and fur burned in slash marks by Lucia, who stood there like a warrior, making sure none of them got up. “Whoa…” Lucia put her blades away with style, and as she walks over they become just hilts again.  “That was awesome! How did…” Jake was cut off by the angel suddenly embracing him, teary eyed. “Lucia?”

“I was so scared!” she chocked out.

Jake was stunned. “Really, I’m okay!” Lucia let him go, and he could see her gentle eyes again. “Thank you

Lucia blushed, “You’re welcome. I’m so glad you’re safe.

“Lucia, I hope you don’t mind me asking, but…SINCE WHEN CAN YOU DO THAT?!?!?

“Hm? Oh, always!” She beams happily.  “That's kind of the reason I was placed in the egg; in case some evil was left over after being released. But violence should be avoided; these meanies just asked for it

“Remind me to be nice to you at all times.” The two began to make their way back to the house. “Sarah will throw a Dawn style fit once she hears about this…

“Think she’ll be mad?”

“Not at you. But I gotta ask…

“Yes?”

“Not that I’m complaining, but is a metal bikini really good armor?


* * *


The box read “Titan Class Explosive”, and was marked with numerous warning labels. Jessica ignored them as she finished burying it in the backyard with the others. Katia was directing elven workers in installing the latest security around the huge backyard, and standing near the backdoor Sarah was taking it all in. The same suit that had been there to inform of Mato’s kidnapping approached her. “Officer, I must protest! All of this is military grade equipment and unsuitable for usage in a neighborhood! You should just let us handle it…”

“Like you already did?” Sarah glared at him. “You have proven to be nothing but incompetent throughout this entire crisis. So, we’ll be watching our friend and roommate from now on.

“Look, just because that princesses’ father interfered and sent some of his royal guard to secure the area and you’ve got that solider setting up traps doesn’t mean he’ll be any better off. You should leave it to us!

“We tried that, and look! If not for….Homeshield…” (I can’t reveal Lucia to this moron!)” Sarah thought, silently thanking the angel. “…Jake would be in serious trouble right now. So, with special permission from the department and the military, King Gravetree has convinced the authorities that we should handle things here.

“Officer, I really think that’s a bad idea. You should allow us to…” he was suddenly cut off by Sarah grabbing his shirt and yanking hard to bring them face to face.

“Listen to me you incompetent government drone! If anything had happened to Jake, you’d be removing my high heels from your pathetic ass! You have been unable to protect him, stop the crime waves, find Mato, or even do what we all pay taxes for! So, now we are making it easier for you to do the other tasks you’ve failed off. So, stop trying to mess with me,” Sarah’s eyes lit up with fire, “Understand?

*Sweatdrop on the agent* “O-of course….I completely agree,” he laughed nervously

Sarah smiled sweetly, “Good, then we have an understanding

Jake was looking out through a window in the kitchen, and then went back into the living room with Diana and Mina. “Sarah gets more like Dawn everyday…” he looks at the girls. “Um, don’t tell her I said that

Mina looks up from the textbooks the three had been using, “I can’t believe you aren’t even allowed outside anymore. Do they expect you to just stay inside until this is all over?

“I have no earthly idea.” Jake sat down. “Thanks for helping me keep up with classes until I can go back. That midterm in history is going to be a killer

Diana looks ragged and a little sleepy. “You’re telling me! So many centuries and nations being covered. But with you Jake, it’s like you’ve never even heard of half this stuff

(That’s because I HAVEN’T) Jake thought, moaning the sheer amount of stuff he had been trying to learn. “Well, I just have a lot on my mind.

Diana shrugged, “Still, I can’t believe you don’t remember so much of this stuff. I mean, it’s a lot but we get it every year since kindergarten

Mina wagged a finger at the cat. “Be nice! All this stress will not help him pass the test

“I wonder if I should make an exception for myself and hypnotically pass this test,” Jake flips through a book some more. “It’s so unfair that they still require me to take this test…” a beeping noise catches their attention. Jake walks over to a computer touch screen set in the wall, like there was in every room, and read the text.

“What else is wrong?” asked Diana

“Nothing, just Mato must have left something on in the lab. I’ll go take care of it,” Jake found himself walking out of the room, down the stairs and entering the lab. It seemed so empty without the Professor running around doing his crazy experiments. Jake had at least made sure all the cat girls in the hypno experiments were still being taken care of. (Why am I assisting in a project I find morally wrong?) He touched a couple of panels. “Homeshield? What is wrong in the lab?

<PROJECT J-K32 DID NOT HAVE PROTECTION PROTOCALLS INITIATED AND HAS NOT BEEN TOUCHED IN DAYS. PROCEDURE DEMANDS THAT THE PROJECT BE FOLLOWED UP TO ENSURE THE TV DINNER DIASTER DOES NOT REOCUR>

“Um, what TV dinner disaster?

<THE SELF HEATING TV DINNER VERSION 1.3 WAS LEFT ALONE THREE YEARS AGO. THE RESULTING EXPLOSION CASUED MASSIVE DAMAGE TO…>

“Never mind, I get the picture. What is project J-K32?

<PROJECT J-K32. CODENAME MATO PROTECTIVE ARMOR TECH> Lights came on and Jake found himself staring at the armor. He thought of how everything had gone the past few days…

A light bulb winks on above his head. Jake looks up at it and groans. “I get the distinct feeling that this is a Mato like idea that’s both brilliant and stupid…”


* * *


Jen was watching TV, and kept glancing at Yuta, “Why are you looking at me?” she asked the young student

“I was just wondering, what if Mato never comes back?” Yuta looked worried

“Then we are truly blessed beyond belief,” the genie replied

Lucia started to cry, “Nooooooo! Professor Mato must come back safe and sound!”

Katia comforted Lucia, “See what you did? You know she’s sensitive!

Jen sighed, “Fine. I hope the old fool comes back soon. Especially since both Sarah and Jessica have to be out, which means the rest of us have to stay here and watch Jake. Not my idea of a fun night

“We could play games!” Yuta suggested clapping her hands

“NO!” Both Jen and Katia were adamant about it

“Where is Jake?” Lucia asked

“Oh you know him…in his room doing whatever…”


* * *


The lab…

A group of monitors were on, each showing a different broadcast of what the news agencies had stared to call “The Siege of Yoto”, and all the reports had the same bleak tone.

“Authorities have been completely powerless to protect the city, caught off guard by the sheer number of Black Cat members committing a well organized crime wave on the civilian population. It is unknown how long…”

Someone was putting gloves on, matching the red suit he already wore.

“…the bank lost nearly all of its’ savings. Instead of Black Cats, a few people managed to identify a red haired woman making off with over…”

Leg guards were being attached carefully, making sure that they were properly strapped on.

“…we couldn’t do a thing. The police aren’t helping us! My family is scared to be out after dark. What are we supposed to…

A belt was placed, the emblem of the sun proudly displayed, similar to the one on the chest of the outfit

“…rioting outside city hall, as public opinion drops to the lowest level in the past ten years. Parliament is considering calling in the national defense units from neighboring cities, as panic threatens to tear Yoto Town apart by…”

The helmet, with its faceguard retracted, was placed on top of Jake’s head. “Good fit.” That had been his biggest concern, that the armor wouldn’t fit properly. But it was almost as if it were made for him. “Did you do it?

Homeshield had been drafted into Jake’s new efforts. <The west side of downtown is predicted to have the highest level of Black Cat activity for tonight. However, attempts to narrow down Professor Mato’s location are impossible with the current level of information>

“Didn’t expect to be that lucky…”  Jake had come up with a decent plan. If he could get Homeshield enough data, than maybe it could figure out where the Professor was being held. Or at least narrow it down significantly. “Well, I can’t just go door to door during a crime wave. So, if I bust enough neko butt, I should run into someone who can point me in the right direction.

<Analysis of the situation confirms. Stabilizing the city will assist the gathering of information>

“Plus, it’ll be wicked awesome to be kicking butt!” Jake grinned He suddenly sees himself heroically stopping crime, “It’s every guy’s dream to be a butt kicking superhero!” he gets starry eyed.

<Dasher is ready to go. Bringing up on Bay 2> A car was raised up from the floor. Aside from looking like a sports car with only one seat dead center in its small driver area, the large jet like engine dominating the rear of the vehicle helped it to stand out. Homeshield hadn’t recalled exactly why Mato built it, but it had managed to paint it matching colors with Jake’s armor.

Speaking of which, “Are you SURE you won’t change the pink highlights on this suit? Please?”

<Making unauthorized changes to a product in progress is a violation of safety regulations>

“It’s pink!”

<Making unauthorized changes to a…>

“Fine I don’t care,” Jake got into Dasher, and the car auto strapped him in. He punched in the code, and lights began to come on. (This is it! I’m going to find Mato! I’m going to save the city! I’ll teach those crooks not to mess with people, and live out every guy’s fantasy of being a super powered butt kicker in the process!) Jake pointed heroically with one hand, “For Yoto!!!!!” and used the other to push the ignition button.

Nothing happened. He tried hitting it a few more times. “Why am I not moving?” A small screen above the button lit up. It read…

PLEASE DEPOSIT ONE DOLLAR TO START CAR. There was an arrow pointing to a coin slot.

Jake’s mouth dropped open, “I’m trying to save everyone, and he expects me to keep a dollar in coins on a superhero outfit?!?! Dumb, cheap Mato!!!!”

<Check container J on the belt> Homeshield offered

Jake found a coin holding container many different types of coins. “What possessed him to install this?” He put a coin in, and hit start again. The engine began turning, as the car finally came to life.  “For Yoto!!!!!!”

<Please watch your acceleration. Dasher can go from zero to sixty in approximately one point four seconds. Top speed is over three hundred.>

“Wait, what did you just….” The engine blasted fire a good five feet out the rear, and the car was suddenly racing out of one of the tunnels Mato had built. “…saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!”


* * *


“Oof!” The third Black Cat went down in a heap as Sarah completed her roundhouse.

“Phew…” she breathed out, brushing her hair back to stop covering her eyes. “Honestly, is EVERY neko a Black Cat these days?” Their numbers had seemed endless. Worse still, jailbreaks had started to occur when too many were put away. She turned…

…to see two more in a car trying to run her down

“Yeah, floor it over the cop!” the passenger yelled. The driver responded, putting his foot down and lined up Sarah. They were only half a block away.

That’s when Lucky Lady put her five ton foot down between them.

Sarah couldn’t see the crash, but she heard it. She cautiously walked around Jessica’s ride, drawing her side arm. But as she suspected, there was no reason. The car now was about half the size, and neither gang member seemed to be in any condition to resist arrest. “You could have just shot them,” she called up to her friend

Jessica looked at Sarah’s image on the monitor in disbelief. “You really believe that they wouldn’t punish me for using military ordinance on civilians? I know they’re criminals, but still…

Sarah shook her head. “Give it a couple of days. Once they’re desperate enough to call even more army units. If something doesn’t change soon, it’ll be an all out war.”

Jessica keyed her radio, “We have another five ready for pick up here

“That’s confirmed,” the dispatcher replied. “It’ll be awhile though. And a silent alarm just went off in a warehouse three miles west of you. No other units are available.

Jessica felt her heart sink, “Well, what should we do, just wait and let them get away? We can’t leave Black Cats lying around!

Sarah waved at Jess, “Its okay! Get over there and stop them!

“No!” Lucky Lady’s head rotated to look at Sarah. “There are too many Cats on the street tonight for you to be without backup.

“Well, who else can stop them?” SCREEEEEEEECCCCHHHH!!! Sarah turned her head at the sound of rubber on pavement, and saw a new car coming at them. Fast. As it passed, she caught only glimpses of pink racing stripes, an armored figure behind the wheel, and an engine that could never be street legal. Then it was gone, flying directly at the new alarm.  “Jessica, did you see…?!”

“Three steps ahead of you!” Jessica had already fed the video into dispatch.

The man sitting at the unit back at headquarters was stunned. “Chief!” he turned, yelling at the Chief of Police who looked ragged after having spent the past two days in the room.

The Chief picked up a com unit, “Officer Sarah, we have no idea who or what that was, but yours is the fourth sighting tonight. Also, we’ve confirmed the unknown individuals’ assistance in over two dozen arrests already, though he flees when police try to stop him

Sarah watched the fading lights. “Who the hell…?


* * *


Driving Dasher actually wasn’t half as hard as he had thought. It was impossible. “I have super reflexes! Why can’t I stop?!”

<Hit the break pedal to stop forward movement>

Jake looked down, “There are eight pedals, and they all work like the gas!”


* * *


A familiar male elf reporter and his polar bear camera man were crouched, filming three Black Cats as they tried to force their way inside the warehouse. “Just don’t make a sound,” the elf said. “This will be perfect.”

The Cats were almost inside, when suddenly a car went flying past, and did a 180, blinding them with its headlights.

“Hey!” one of them yelled. The lights died out, and Jake got out. All three stared at him in surprise.

“I think I’m gonna puke…” his helmet turned a little green

“Look! It’s the precious pink hero!” one of them laughed.

“Don’t hurt me ma’am!” another snickered

Jake was blushing inside his suit, “Hey!” He flailed his arms angrily. “I didn’t pick out the color scheme, okay?!”

“Too bad, it’s your last outfit,” the center pulled out his gun and fired.

The round bounced harmlessly off the suit. The cats looked stunned, and Jake used the opportunity to speak

“Look, others have tried this and it just doesn’t work so why not…”

“Waste him!” the center yelled, and the other two opened up with their entire clips as well. The rounds simple bounced off Jake and Dasher as if they were throwing tennis balls.

“Fine then. This is more fun any way,” Jake stared to walk towards them

“I got him!” One ran straight towards him…and was backhanded hard THROUGH the warehouse doors they had been trying to open. The other two neko’s mouths hit the floor. “WAAAHHHHH!!!!”

“I don’t believe it…” the elf breathed, watching as a second rose into the air and was sent flying into a dumpster by a kick. He caught a flash of the captain’s rank on the left shoulder.

“This guy is unreal!” the cameraman gasped

Jake picked up the third with one hand and held him off the ground. “Could you please tell me where I can find the Professor Mato?

“I…I don’t know!...I swear…!” The guy looked like laughing at colors was the last thing on his mind now

“Who DOES know?” Jake cocked his head

“A leader….a leader would…they wear….augh….black armbands….”

(Finally!) Jake had been at it for a couple of hours. It wasn’t much, but now at least he had an idea of who to be looking for. “Thanks. Um, no more crimes, okay?” His free hand punched hard into the neko, whose eyes rolled up into his head and collapsed unmoving to the ground. Jake walked back into Dasher, and drove off accidentally plowing through a brick wall on his way out. “My fault!”

Jay’tona Gentlebreeze, the most watched news reporter in all of Yoto, emerged from hiding and listened to the far off sirens that were on their way. “TELL ME you got that on film!

The bear gave a toothy grin, “Oh yeah


* * *


Jake got up that morning as if he were going to school. (Augh, I really wish I could sleep in) But of course, he couldn’t. (Some high tech guy starts beating up bad guys, and suddenly I’m low on sleep? Sarah will put two and two together) Years of comic books and TV had trained him on how to keep a secret identity.  He went downstairs and was surprised to see the girls hadn’t left for school. In fact, everyone but Dawn was watching the news. “What’s going on now?

Mina looked at him, “You have to come see this!”

Jake sat next to her…and watched himself beating up nekos. (That’s the warehouse! Why would the police release footage of a…)

“In our recurring top story,” Jay’tona was saying, “Despite official claims against it, I and my camera man obtained this exclusive footage of an unknown person fighting off members of the Black Cat gang last night.

“Yeah!” Diana clapped. “Finally, someone is helping us good neko reclaim our name!”

“Based on the symbols on his outfit, the media has already taken to calling this unknown avenger Captain Anime,” the screen showed close ups of the sun and rank symbols on Jake’s outfit. “And this reporter for one, would like to thank our new defender for assisting this city in our darkest…”

As he kept going, Jessica muted the TV. “What do you think?” she asked Sarah

“That now we have some vigilante running around the city as well as all the other stuff!” Sarah responded. “Well, he’ll go right into jail like all the others once I get my hands on him! *Sweat starts pouring down Jake*

Katia looked over, “Jake, you look quite pale. Are you sleeping well?”

Jake suddenly laughed loudly, “Ha! Of course! It’s not like I’m up all night!” He then continued laughing oddly.

*Sweat drops on all the girls* “Well, school for you girls and the rest of use hold down the fort,” Sarah said as Jessica turned off the TV.

“So, who was that on the TV?” Mina asked the other girls

“I bet he’d be fun to play games with!” Yuta said

Fawn glanced at Sarah, “So, no one knows who that was?

Sarah looked distraught, “Do you have any idea…



“…how embarrassing it is to this department when some citizen takes the law into his own hands!” The Chief yelled later that day at Sarah and all the other police in the room.

As he continued, Sarah held her face in her hands. (Yeah, coming to the morning briefing was a real good idea)


* * *


At lunch, Jake sat down and reached for a sandwich. “Shouldn’t we wait for Dawn?” Lucia asked

“No,” Jen replied as she too reached for food

“Besides, I just checked her room. She hasn’t been in tonight, so I guess she’s out taking advantage of everything that’s happening,” Fawn said. She then noticed Jake looking smug. “What?

“Well, I figured Sarah would have enough grief, so last night I ‘convinced’ Dawn that every time she tries to commit a crime before the Professor is back, she’ll feel like doing something else

Jen suddenly became very happy. “I like where this conversation is going. What kind of ‘something else’?


* * *


Dawn was in hell. Tears streaming down her face. Unable to stop what she was doing. She had never felt so dirty, so humiliated, so naked as she did now. (Have I really deserved this? What did I ever do?) The voices kept telling her what to do. She had to obey. She couldn’t say no. (No, that one…he wants it again. I….can’t….resist….)

“Could you read the one about the bunny?” a little child asked. Dawn was sitting beneath a banner which read THIRD ANNUAL LIBRARY READINGS TO THE CHILDREN and no matter how she tried, she couldn’t stop reading to the kids!

“Please, anything but that one again!

“I wanna hear the bunny story!

Dawn felt her body obey, as in her best bunny voice she began to read…


* * *


Days seemed to meld into each other for Jake. He spent his days keeping up appearances with his friends. His nights were different. His nights were spent becoming the thing that darkness feared. Even with pink highlights, Black Cats stopped making fun of him as wave after wave of them went down before him. After a week’s worth of heroics, as he stood on a skyscraper watching the sunrise, Jake found himself admitting something.  It was some of the most fun Jake had had since coming to this dimension.


* * *


Sarah stopped her bike, and began walking down the street. (Things have sure quieted down since ‘our hero’ started in) She appreciated the help, but it was just embarrassing to the department that some crime fighting citizen was doing their job for them. Plus, like many of the police, she knew he was breaking the law, but was having trouble calling him a criminal. If it hadn’t been for Captain Anime, the city would have fallen into riots. Now, people were actually doing what they felt like again. Still, maybe she should…

Sarah was interrupted by a Black Cat being sent flying out of a bar, and a crowd cheering. Who should come walking out but Jake dressed in the armor. “I asked you to not start tearing up the place. Can’t you…

“Freeze!” Instinct kicked in and Sarah drew her sidearm.

Jake responded by running for an alley. Sarah snapped off a shot, it might slow him down. But Jake suddenly did a forward roll right before it would have hit him. “Stop right there!” Sarah dashed afterwards, running into the alley.

Jake was so concerned with Sarah not finding out who he was that he didn’t even flip down the lower part of the armor that covered his mouth. Nor did he quite pay enough attention and ran into the brick wall that the alley dead ended into. “Great,” he got ready to jump but another shot whizzed past him and he turned to see Sarah behind him. “Gunshots really can’t stop me,” he tried to explain. Sarah threw her pistol at his face. His hand shot up and caught it. “Why would you throw that?” he lowered his hand, and saw Sarah had used the distraction to sprint the last ten yards and shoulder charge into him.

Sarah thought he had him, and tried to look up into his open face guard to see his face. “You’re under arrest for…” she was stopped by Jake suddenly pushing off against the wall, which threw her off him. She back flipped to land on her feet, and then tried a kick to his head. Jake grabbed her heel with his left, and open palmed thrust with his right into her gut, which she then countered with both her hands and used them to pull backwards as hard as she could. Jake was also moving forward at the time, and with only one foot on the ground, Sarah found herself falling backwards. All she could do was pull hard enough to make sure Jake went with her

“Stop!” Jake tried to reason with her

“You’re coming with me!” Sarah landed on her back, but got ready to push her feet into his chest and flip him over. “And nothing you can say will…” Jake’s foot slipped, and instead of him escaping or her throwing, he fell on top of her.

“You’re making a huge mistake,” Jake rolled to side and tried to sit up, but Sarah rolled with him and ended up sitting on him as she struggled with him.

“I can’t look away from what you’re doing! I’m an officer of the city! I’m placing you under arrest! You have the right to remain silent and anything you…” Jake suddenly tried to sit up again, just as Sarah was leaning down to force leverage, and the two ended up kissing. *Sparkly romantic background*

“…!” Sarah’s eyes were open wide for a moment. (What is he doing?! How dare he….) For some odd reason, she felt her grip weakening. (I…he’s…)

Jake was blushing inside his helmet. (Oh man, Sarah’s really going to be mad now. How the hell did this happen?) He was so busy beating himself up mentally that he at first didn’t realize Sarah closing her eyes, or her arms slowly wrapping around him. (Maybe I should apologize?) It was about at this point he realized she was kissing him BACK. (What in the…) Jake suddenly felt very close to Sarah, just as confused as she was.

Sarah just couldn’t help it. (He’s not supposed to do this….I shouldn’t but…) There was something about him she couldn’t quite understand, some kind of attraction. The two kissed for what seemed like forever when suddenly they heard more sirens pulling up near the alley way. Sarah was so stunned at what she had done that she stood up.

Jake was in shock, but the realization that Sarah might kill him many times over for this made him decide to keep running. “Um, you’re very pretty…” he managed to eek out before jumping up, planting a hand on top of the brick wall, and flipping over the alleyway.

Sarah watched him go, blushing. “Officer!” Two patrolmen dashed over. “Are you okay?” Sarah looked scared, then composed herself and turned around.

“Don’t just stand there! Didn’t you see?!”

“No, we just saw him jump over the wall and not…

“Well go after him!”

“Yes ma’am!” both responded and quickly ran out to try and catch Captain Anime. Sarah was left alone, with her thoughts, and breathed out. (What…was that?)


* * *


“Stupid!” Jake yelled at himself back in the lab a short time later. He hit a specific place on his wrist, and the suit suddenly glowed, then faded into little specks of light which gathered together to form a normal looking watch on his left wrist. “Sarah will be on the warpath for real after that! Why’d you do something so insane? It was…” Jake thought back to the kiss. He suddenly just slumped into a chair, “…totally worth it. I just hope Sarah doesn’t find out who I am. She’ll kill me! I wonder why she kissed me back though?” Jake suddenly grinned, “I didn’t realize how hot she was!”


* * *


“…and then they chased after him, but he wasn’t seen again all night,” Sarah looked into her morning coffee as she informed Fawn, Lucia, and Jessica about her night.

“That is SO romantic!” breathed Fawn

Jessica had little devil horns and a wicked grin, “So, get to the part where you had to search him…”

“No!” Sarah was flushed. “No, he…I mean…It’s not…

“Why is Sarah so red? I thought love was a happy thing!” Lucia asked

Sarah turned even more bright red, “I’m not in love with him!”

“So, just the sex then?” Jessica started bonking Sarah on the head with a pitchfork. “I never knew you to have a wild side!

Sarah hung her head, “If my department hears about this, I’m screwed beyond belief.

“Oh! Forbidden love!” Fawn looked even more lost in a fantasy

Lucia claps her hands, “Yay for Sarah!”

Sarah looks at all of them, “Can’t any of you do something to actually make me fell better?”

Jessica was about to speak, when a very tired and ragged looking Dawn walked in, “Need…coffee…”

“Dawn in pain, that does make me feel a little better,” Sarah brightens

“What the heck happened to you?” Jessica asked

“Spent…all of yesterday…helping old ladies…cross streets…” Dawn suddenly broke down and bawled like a baby. “WHY ME?!?!?!?!

The other girls were all taken aback by this display. “Is it me, or has Dawn been weird even for her lately?” Fawn asked


* * *


He was wearing the armband. He was being held off the ground. And he was extremely blue in the face. “Please….” He begged.

“Would you like be released?” Jake, wearing the suit, asked

The Black Cat member looked down off and saw only the waters of the bay, as Jake was currently holding him off the side of a bridge by the throat. “No…that’s okay…!”

“Then, could you please tell me where Mato is?” Jake asked for the third time

“But…Boss’ll…I…”  

“Do cats really hate water? Or is that just an unfair stereotype?” Jake let his grip weaken slightly

“A warehouse on the other side of the bay! Building 74!” The cat panicked and spilled the info for Jake.

Jake smiled happily, “See? Now really, is that so hard to do?” He suddenly tied the cat to the railing and left him dangling over the edge.

“Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!” he yelled at the hero

“Hang in there. Someone will turn you in before noon!” Jake walked back to the car

“Sunrise isn’t for another two hours!” the crook tried to protest

Jake sat in the car, “Homeshield can you…

A HUD was displayed over the windshield with directions to the building, <The following route will have your arrival in approximately eight minutes, baring no interference from any authorities>

Jake nodded, “Finally, to get out of this super hero stick before Sarah arrests me, finds out it’s me, and then KILLS me for that moment we had.” He inserts another dollar coin, and very, very, gingerly pushes down on one of the pedals.

Dasher takes off like a bat out of hell. “Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!”

<If you did not wish to go this fast, why did you press the super acceleration pedal?>

“Why would you PUT that kind of pedal in the car?!”


* * *


The Black Cat member gets a hand free, and dials a number. When the other end is picked up, “Hero punk fell for it. You and the elites are going to have some company.

“Excellent. Now, we finish this.

“Great, could you…” *CLICK* “….um…” he hangs there for a second. “How do I get down?


* * *


Dasher plows through the streets at a hundred miles an hour as if the world itself depended on it. For his part, Jake just attempts to not hit anyone. “C’mon, please don’t kill anyone!” Crashing through the fence as if it were air, Jake sees a straight shot to the warehouse he desires. “This is it, the final battle!” He solemnly takes a deep breath. (Now, to fulfill my honor and save the Professor) “For Yoto!!!!!!” he gestures heroically…and accidentally pushes a button on the wheel. “Eh?”

<Turbo boost initiated> Twin mini thrusters pop out, one to either side of the main engine, and add their speed to Dasher and suddenly Jake is going over TWO hundred miles an hour.

“Crap, crap, crap!” Jake winces, shuts his eyes, and the car smashes into the building, finally coming to a stop due to the GPS seeing he had arrived at the destination. Jake stumbles out of the car and falls to his knees, “I think…I need lessons…”

“Welcome to the party!” a voice rings out, disguised in the darkness. Jake looks around, and a light snaps on to see Mato strapped to a chair.

“Professor!” Jake jumps up

“Hello there!” he cheerfully replies. He then looks confused, “Who might you be? Are you here for this party too? It must be a surprise party because it is so dark in here!”

*Jake falls down* “You realize you’ve been kidnapped, don’t you?!

“No, he doesn’t…” Jake heard someone coming from the side, each step echoing loudly in the mainly empty building. “He is pretty stupid. You, on the other hand, are both an annoyance and very good. I could use someone like you. I’d even be willing to overlook the fact you aren’t a neko. Take your place as my right hand. Rule by my side,” Jake assumed a defensive position. “or die here and now,” A high heel steps into the light first, followed by tight leather pants, a very skimpy cut off T-shirt, almost jet black hair, brown eyes, and then the leader was there. Except…

“You’re a chick?” Jake asked

She looked pissed, “What is that supposed to mean?!”

(The leader of the Black Cat gang is a chick. That makes perfect sense. I think) “Look, I think we can agree that it’s been a trying past couple of weeks. So, how about you hand over the Professor, and I escort you to jail?” Jake tried to reason with her.

“Destroy him!” Boss yelled, and suddenly a dozen female nekos appeared around him and used heavy machine guns. Jake threw his arms up over his head and hundreds of round per second pounded on him. “Hahahaahaha! No one messes with the Boss, or her Black Cats!

Mato seems happy. “Oh, if only I had something to take this data with!

Boss looks at him, “You realize your hero is dying, right?

“No he isn’t. I made that armor myself. It’s completely bullet proof!

“Wait, what did you just say?” Boss looked again at the armored figure as the last guns clicked empty, and saw Jake standing there.

He raised his hand, which actually began to glow, “You know, I tried to not do this, but I just can’t bring myself to beat up a bunch of girls.” The glow intensified, becoming almost blinding.

“What in the hell do you think you’ll do? I’ll show you the power of Black C…” a shockwave of energy suddenly burst in a circle. Once it hit every neko, their eyes glazed over and they collapsed dazed and hypnotized. “…” the leader was just as out of it as the rest.

Jake ran over to Mato, who was quite giddy, “A hypnotic attack! You must have hypno powers. You should meet my grandson Jake! He has hypnosis skills as well

“No, Professor, it’s me. I…”

“Of course it’s you! You’re Captain Anime! You’re my hero!

“No, really it’s me Jake!

“Jake? Jake my boy! It is you! But why are you dressed like Captain Anime?

“What? Because this is the suit! I’m…”

“Does Captain Anime know you’re wearing his outfit?

Jake suddenly grabbed Mato by the collar and shook him repeatedly, “I AM CAPTAIN ANIME YOU BRAINLESS OLD MAN!

Mato was spiraled eyed but then shook it off. “Jake! You’re Captain Anime!

“Well…duh…

“This is great! You were fantastic.” Mato peered around him. “Hello! Are you here for the party?

Jake turned around to see Sarah pointing a gun at him. “Oh, hello officer I just…

“Take off your helmet, you are under arrest!” Sarah didn’t seem to like what she was doing, but still kept pointing her weapon

“No ma’am,” Jake walked towards his car to Sarah’s shock. “I’m going to leave, and I don’t think you’ll be seeing me for awhile. But it was…nice meeting you. Could you take care of him please?”

“I mean it! I’ll shoot!

“Go ahead then,” Jake looked directly at her. She winced, tightened her finger around the trigger, and then slowly lowered her gun. “Thank you,” and with that he got into his car and started to back it up.

Sarah could only stare after him. (I shouldn’t let him go. But he’s done so much for this city. I just can’t embarrass him. Or reveal who he is. I don’t know of anyone brave enough to risk himself for others) Her expression softened. (I…I think I like him…)

Dasher suddenly accelerated and annihilated a newspaper stand. “My bad! I’ll pay for that!” Jake yelled

Sarah looked slightly disgusted with herself. (I have the worst taste in men)


* * *


“Breaking news! Thanks to the efforts of Captain Anime, Professor Mato was found to be safe and sound yesterday. We go live to City Hall where…”


* * *


Mato was back in the lab with Jake, finishing analyzing all the data collected during Jake’s latest adventure. “You did extremely well in my absence! And the suit was astounding! With all this data, you’ve put this project years ahead of schedule. I shall make you a suitable reward for all of your hard work!

“You really don’t have to. I’m just glad you’re back and giving us weirdness!” Jake and Mato began to go back upstairs.

“Jake, Dawn was happy that she was able to yell at an old lady who asked for help across a street. Why is that such a big deal?


* * *


That night, most of the household was just watching TV. “I can’t believe. I’m finally back to school, and that killer history test is in just a couple of days. I am so unbelievably screwed!”

Katia looked over, “I’ll help you study beloved!

“Forget that! I already know it all! I’ll help him study!” Yuta and Katia looked across the room from each other, and energy shot from their eyes in between them angrily, causing a small light show.

“I think your two little girlfriends are at it again,” Sarah laughed.

Jake hung his head, “When did they stop? And don’t ever call them that,” he looked over at Sarah. “Thanks again for finding Mato

Sarah blushed and looked at the floor, “I didn’t do anything. It was all Captain Anime.

“Well, I’m glad you could at least take care of him,” At that sentence, Sarah’s head suddenly looked over at Jake.

(What did he just…?) That phrase and tone were very close to what the hero had last said to her. For a brief moment, she pictured the armor over him. (It can’t be, can it?)

“Hey Sarah, you okay?”

“Yeah…” Sarah suddenly stood up. “C’mon, let’s go get some ice cream and celebrate the old man’s return.

“Really? Score!” Jake stood up, and noticed Sarah standing closer to him than usual. “Hey, you okay?

To his surprise, she suddenly hugged him. “Maybe…you just remind me of someone I like…” Jake blushed greatly. Then he turned pale when he saw Katia and Yuta.

“What’re you doing?!” the blonde yelped

“Sarah, release my true love this very instant!

Sarah suddenly looked at them playfully, “You know, maybe he wants a woman instead of a little girl?

Yuta and Katia suddenly turned white, then red with rage as Jake stared at Sarah in disbelief and asked, “Sarah, why did…?” Sarah just smiled

“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!” *Yuta and Katia grow large with pointed teeth, glowing eyes, and flames erupting in the background*

Sarah and Jake ran out the front door with the other two in hot pursuit.

“Get back here Jake!”

“I won’t forgive you cheating on me!”

Jake looked at Sarah as they ran, “Am I missing something here?

Sarah just stared straight ahead, “Maybe I find you interesting.

Jake looked as thoughtful as he could while running, “I just know I did something to put me in this situation,” he shut his eyes and pumped his arms, “but for the life of me I can’t remember what!”


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Epilogue…

The fire burned, colors dancing amongst each other, merging…showing him many things. He was old. Older than even many of his kind dared to dream of being. The elder Dryad stared into the fire, seeing what others could only dare to dream of. His tan skin was wrinkled, eyes shut, and traditional face paint of green triangles both above and below his eyes. Ears peeked out from his hair, more pointed than a human but less than an elf. His hair, once orange, was now a light shade of grey. Unlike other races, he was proud of this fact; few dryads lived long enough for their hair to start to change, much less fully age as his had over a decade ago. He sat Indian style on the grass, in a clearing in the woods. A tan cloak covered everything around him, while his left hand grasped an old yet simple wooden staff.

He watched. The visions he had been having for years now had been frightening. A world changed. For the worst. That is what he saw, what he feared his people were blindly marching towards. And then some time ago, something new. A new vision sometimes permeated his dark nights. He could see the individual now. Running next to a police officer….a young man…?

“The stars…shine so brightly around you…” He spoke to no one, yet…

“Tell me child…” came his ragged speech in short breathes, “…are you the one…the stars have chosen…?”


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Preview

“Man alive! I can’t believe all that happened in recent weeks! And since I think Yuta keeps trying to hack my journal, I’ll just say that it was indeed super!

“But now I have bigger problems to worry about! I have to do a huge history exam, and if I don’t pass I’ll be held back a grade! I already won’t graduate until I’m twenty, I don’t think I’ll survive another year! If that wasn’t bad enough, Mato is so insistent on thanking me for my help, he is working on not one, but TWO life changing inventions he thinks would be perfect for me!

“Why do I get the feeling that this is only going to be bad for me?!”
Coming soon is Ch 10! Love is blind…and a pain in the ass!

“Can’t anyone help me without driving me insane?!” 

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